ARRRRRRR me scrubby dawgs
Hoist the anchor, wait I take that back. Hoist the sails, and ready the cannons. Tonight we set sail. Port of call, The Coffer Trap, okay. I wanted to go to Mutt Isle. First mate ruled that out. Still not sure but I am thunkdedn’ the X marks the spot. Get you sorry butt's on deck and swab it, or something. And let’s set sail.
“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”
Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!
