I now have a true killer. Yep, trained him to KILL! He will attack
on command, he will not stop till he tastes blood. A fine-tuned killer, I tell
you keep your kids inside, and your carrots in a safe. I present you, CARROT
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"
And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!