29 June 2006 

Road Trip......................

K,

Like, me and sunshine, and moon unit are going to hit he road.
Ifn' you see us, watch out.

I got window blinds...... and a can opener!

Life is so PLOPN' GOOD

OH, I is taken the green thing that grows in the bathroom, too.

COOL


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

28 June 2006 

C-SPAN2 (and maybe 1/2????)

Sen. Ron Wyden

“so, I, want, and, flat, look at, you got, in about a half hour, I got, 6 or 7 lines, I think, flat, 3, start, 4, big difference, big deal, far shake, Henry Ford, buy, folks, hammered, which is, find tax, I think, find, take it on, yesterday, way, ………………”

Dude sit down and color. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

LIFE IS WAY TOO PLOPN' GOOD

DID I SAY LIFE IS GOOD?

IT IS, DUDE, WAY TOO GOOD


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Waiting on 2 of 56 in coming..........

Messages?

Dude I like popular,

you think?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Sucks to be me………

Not really. Me going on vacation with sunshine and moon unit.


Me very happy, dude.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

New York Times


DUDE

YOU SUCK, NOT LIKEN’, YOU.

NOPE NOT LIKEN’ YOU AT ALL.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

27 June 2006 

Vacation time

Yep, me going on vacation. Sunshine and Moon unit too. Way to Plopn’ cool.

I is going to like it very, very much. Maybe I will get some pics’ to share. Who knows? I going to have fun.


So there.

LIFE IS SO POLPN' GOOD.


Peace to all, I hope your 4th is as good as mine is going to be.

GOD BLESS


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2

Dude, what the PLOP, talking about the flag amendment. I think.

Sen. Tom Capper

Dude shut up. THANKS

Sen. John Cornyn

“it is not important, we have been, and election, its important, the flag, all I would say, just like, Texas, but, read, ban, laws, we can talk about it, simple, part of, states, this, as I said, Congress, protect the flag, but latter, why, another, stands, flag, boy scout, rules, by, past, we, we have, pass along”

Quit it guys. Hit me in the head and call me stinky. Really you’re not doing anything. You are still going to let the pinko, communists, left wing idiots.

BURN THE FLAG

So why should I be happy that you are giving lip service, and tryn’ to look like you are doing something to protect the FLAG.

Sorry NO PLOPN’ RASIN PIE FOR YOU.

NOPE

NONE

NADDA

SORRY, YOU PLOPN’ SUCK DUDES.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

24 June 2006 

PLANS???????????????

Okay not one of the things in life I am good at.

More of, fly by the seat of pants type. You know just go along and what happens, happens.

Dont know that plans are good, but that might not be bad. Just never really had one.

Okay had a few, but they all went south.

So I guess I gave up on plans. Right, wrong, who is to say. And in the big picture, what do my plans mean? Not much I think. But heck I am wrong alot. Yep I admit it, wrong more than right.

So do I have a plan? You bet your sweet ass I do. Just not going to tell anyone.

Cuzz my plans dont work. So, what you going to do?

Well for me I think a Puppy shake whould make life good.

Want one?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

23 June 2006 

Things that suck

Hearing the pain in your dad’s voice. Wanting to make it better, but knowing you can’t. Sucks dude just plopn’ sucks.

Love you old timen’ dude, hang in there. K?

Puppy shake dude?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Just a quick one today

Mondays suck. I miss sunshine, puppy, and first mate. Just watchn’ C-SPAN2 and it just hit me. They don’t start work till 11 AM. Must be hard to ramble on and on. Wait that’s what I do. Think I should become a Senator. I think I would do a good job. They aren’t. How bad could I plop it up. I mean really? Wait they like wear ties. Sorry, cant hang with that. Jeans and tee shirts for me. And flip flops. Guess I just would not fit in. Oh well I guess I just keep my present job for now. Oh I won the lottery. 6 dollars. Think I might quit work and get me………… a candy bar.

COOL, LIFE IS GOOD


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

22 June 2006 

Mr. Noway??????????

Life is good.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2 point was, ....................what?

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton

“under bill, we, sent, care, want, what”

Don’t like her, nope me don’t. Just don’t like her. Sorry


Sen. Tom Coburn

“the, ear marks, is it something, ear marks, is it, ear marks, what to do, ear marks, put in this, ear marks, which,ear marks, we don’t know, ear marks, put, ear marks, location of, (YES) ear marks, I would,ear matks, 2 million,ear marks, have simple,ear marks, what he is sayn’, ear marks, I would hope, and……………….

EAR MARKS?

Dude what up with that?


Sen. Saxby Chambliss

OK Dude what up with that name?

I mean SAXBY?

Your mom did that. Right?


Sen. Bill Frist

“a great, the, last, 23, I think, this, bill, many, I understand, I also, my thinking, I, when I wake up I like to rub peanut butter on my head then run outside and yell I win”

Okay I made that up, but come on?????????????


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2

Sen. Carl Levin

“As long, to give, that is what, our, that side, we, we, it is not, there is not, the end of the year, that’s what they say, in this, said, will help, troops, eyes, a way, planning to do, no matter, I am one of them, thanks. I hope”


Sen. Harry Reid

“Thank you, right, wrong, people, quote, today, I , time, facts, troops, hope, stood, much, great price, long, WW2, my state, lost, as well, 70%, mission, not, change, not, you need, by years end, ring, in fact, from, cost, pays, ongoing,”

Dude they are killing me. My head hurts.

Nick at night for me. Much love and hopes for a good day for all.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Death sucks

But shit happens.

What you going do?

I know, not.

Thats cool with me.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dan Rather exits CBS with a push

Glade to see you go. You need to shut up and?????

Go away

Thanks for nothing.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Sorry for those two posts

I was PLOPN’ mad and kind of went off. So they are gone now. K?

SORRY


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Ishtar???????

Dude this movie sucks. Really it sucks.


C-SPAN2 anyone?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

20 June 2006 

Raisin Pie for all…….. I’ll even cook it, dudes

RECORD-SETTING VOLUNTEER EFFORT
SAVES MAMMOGRAM COVERAGE

Wow!

There is no other word to describe the response we received from volunteers to our Save Mammograms campaign.

More than 85,000 advocacy volunteers responded to our action alerts to stop S. 1955 in the U.S. Senate and save insurance coverage for mammograms and other cancer screenings. Volunteers sent emails, made phone calls and held media events across the nation.

Read the complete article about this incredible campaign.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

18 June 2006 

A little late, but.......

Abu Musab Al Zarqawi Is PLOPing Dead


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Happy Fathers Day!!!!!

Old timen' dude!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Note to self:

Ifn' water is coming out your front door when you get home....

Your not going to like what you see when you open it!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

And my computer is..............

On the washing machine in the watching grass grow room. God I hope they don't mate.


"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

 

Water here, water there, water every where

Not been able to do this lately cause me house got flooded. Not fun dude, nope not fun at all.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

14 June 2006 

C-SPAN2, Say what?

SEN. John McCain

“and yet, 33 years, token, I could go on, as I know, with this, training, support, offset, free money,(ok he may have said monkey, not sure dude) we know, in fact, time, not in, we, need, not, means, how, make today, such as 7,9, 2, 77,339,786, (Dude he is talking numbers, he makes my head hurt), sorry, back,

fund, gulf coast, above, sign, bill’s, 2001, should have, bill’s, first, February”

Dude I respect you for what you did for your country, really I do.

BUT WAKE UP!

Thanks K?


OHHHHHHHHH SHIT

SEN Byrdie is going to speak, Run hide, run hide.

(I know that’s not how to spell it, just don’t care. K).


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN@.............Killing me dude just killing me.

SEN Byron Dorgan

Custer, what, whistle blower, forklift, that, and so, we pay cash, story, air condensing, a fan, wasted, over, trucks, on the road, unbelievable, that the army needed, logo, tax, don’t worry be happy, wrong size, nails, a guy named, food, he said, told, food, August 22nd, billing records, you can miss a cheese burger or two??????????????

ME HEAD HURTS DUDE. THANKS.

Oh I am cooking a roast. Way to cool.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Me blonde again.

So now I am really, really dumb. Really I am, not kidding, I am dumb. Like a box of rocks dumb. Like hit me in the head dumb.

Puppy shakes for all.

Cuzz I dumb.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Note to self

Puppies do not know how to wash clothes. And for some reason,,,,,,,,,,,,,, they don’t want too?

Who would of thunkedd’ that?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dude I was like cruzzing that dirt road to the internet thingy and....

I hit a pot hole. Sucks dude, really sucks.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Did I tell you


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”



Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

SEN Robert Bird's record (I know that’s not how to spell it, just don’t care. K).

What was that bout?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

This is America, right?

Why must I press 1 to............, (stay with me on this one it's really like, way too funny)


TO PROCEED IN ENGLISH





What the PLOP is going on?

Just sit down and color dude, makes the head hurt less. K?

Puppy shakes anyone???????????


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Did I tell you?

LIFE IS GOOD,
THANKS FOR ASKING


REALLY LIFE IS GOOD,

WAY TO PLOPN' COOL DUDE!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Just in case you forgot


Me blonde again.So now I can be really, really dumb.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

What did you say???????????

Just watchn' the grass grow, and playn' you got it

RED CHEW TOY


Life is good.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Love dont come easy its a ................

game of give and take.

Who would of thunkded' that? Is it just me or is the world, like, spinning? Someone let me know. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Hey sunshine

It's red chew toy time!

Life is so PLOPN' good, dude. Me very much happy, cuzz I gots......................................................................


You got it "RED CHEW TOY"

Okay puppy has it now, but it is mine.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Watchn' the grass grow

Thats it dude, life is so good.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Only in America……DUDE WHAT THE PLOP?

From AP, again, why do I read this stuff?

MILLARD, Wis. -- A retired farmer who says he served in a branch of a German paramilitary unit in World War II is turning some of his property into a memorial to Adolf Hitler.

Ted Junker, 87, plans a grand opening June 25 and says his goal is to clear up what he says are inaccuracies about the war and Hitler's role in it.

"I like the U.S.," he said. "I can't understand why people don't know the truth. This is for understanding, not hate."

Junker said the memorial is in a concrete structure in the side of a hill and has a German flag and other items for display.

Kathy Heilbronner, assistant director of the Milwaukee Jewish Council for Community Relations, described Junker as a classic Holocaust denier. She said he chooses to ignore the ample evidence of the Holocaust.

Junker said he volunteered to join the German Waffen-SS in 1940. The Waffen-SS was the fighting branch of the Nazi party's dreaded paramilitary unit, the Schutzstaffel. Commonly known as the SS, the unit acted as a special police force and was involved in some of the worst crimes committed in territory under Nazi control during World War II.

Better equipped than regular army troops, the Waffen-SS was used notably to secure Nazi-occupied areas and to combat partisans or other opposition forces. They also fought on the front lines next to regular army troops.

In 1955, Junker said he came to the United States. He said he worked as a janitor in Chicago and bought 120 acres in Walworth County 43 years ago to farm.

Sugar Creek Town Chairman Loren Waite said Junker told local officials he was going to build a tractor shed, not a Hitler memorial, and he hasn't applied for the conditional-use permit he would need for the venture.

"As long as it was just on his back 40, that was one thing, but now that he's gone public, we're afraid of what's going
to happen here," Waite said.

All I can is, SAY WHAT DUDE?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Roethlisberger Could Be Discharged Soon

From AP Sports

PITTSBURGH -- Ben Roethlisberger will likely be able to play for the Pittsburgh Steelers this season. (really, the dude would play with one leg and no eye's ifn' he had too)

The Super Bowl-winning quarterback has a long road to recovery to worry about first. (DUH, he hit like a PLOPN' a car dude)

Roethlisberger was upgraded to fair condition at Mercy Hospital on Tuesday, a day after his bloody (for dramatice effect only) motorcycle accident at a busy Pittsburgh intersection left him and his team shaken. (dude he hit a PLOPN' car, shaken or tossed, whats your point?)

Despite being tossed high into the air after his made-for-speed motorcycle (thats right guys motorycles are made to go fast. DUH) rammed into a car, causing him to smack his head on the car's windshield, (wait I thought he was tossed high in the air?) Roethlisberger escaped career-threatening injuries. (Thank the good LORD for that, DUDE) He could be out of the hospital within three to five days

Hang in there BRO. K

P.S. I think sunshine is mad at you, watch your back dude.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

NEWSWEEK????????????????

"more charges have been popping up in the press, according to news reports, a novice journalist, who was interviewed on videotape by a human-rights investigator hired by newsweek”

Sorry who did the leg work on this? Guess they just sit in an office and make stuff up. No, say it isn’t so Joe.


Sorry think it is DUDE.


I pay like a dollar 298 for this thing. What a rip off. I is going to start reading the Sunday funnies, more truth there.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

13 June 2006 

C-SPAN2....... How long you been doing that there job, Dude?

Sen. Robert Byrd (Thats the way you spell it. Was just having fun.)

Dude I think he has lost it. “Not in it, the, before, which I was opposed, I support that war, total amount, 318 billion dollars, has passed, every minute, 318 dollars, praise the Lord, Jesses H Christ, I have opposed, HEY, rocky mountains, so much, remember that, the banner, the ship, repeat, but, how could that be, why, why, questions, funds, 2 wars, request, bills, duck and cover, 8, 8, none, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it, drum beat, on the cheap, take it out, according to……………..”


Dude your not looking to good. I think he needs to check himself in for a check up. Really I am worried about the dude. He was funny, but now I think he needs some help. Bless his heart. Have a bad feeling bout this. Hope I am wrong. So……….

Rock on Dude, just worried bout you.

Yep, I am

And to answer my question, 173254 days, still counting........

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2

Sen. Edward Kennedy

Looking at, following, this, understand, no the less, (dude he dropped the mike), did not, understanding, you know, down the road, we could, effort, that is, feel, (dude I think he is lost), can we come back?

Sen. Robert Byed, (I know that’s not how to spell it, just don’t care. K).


I, want, yes, just, I know, these, thank you?

Sen. Edward Kennedy

We will take it off, I don’t think, with this, we give this up, sometime………….



Give up, really I do. You win. Me go nappie nap.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2......... Say what, dude

The Senate is voting on the Warner Amendment to the Defense Authorization bill:

Commending military for successful strike against Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

Dudes get it thru your head. It’s their job. Hope you all feel good bout it. Betting tomorrow you all will start talking bad bout the military again. Takers?

Oh my GOD

A Kennedy plead guilty to DUI. Guess the son has more balls then the old man.



Mr. Noway, says eye. Wait I think he said, I? Dude can’t wait to see this dude. He is like a ghost, running amuck.


Don’t know but I think me head is going to implode.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Roethlisberger remained in serious but stable condition

From ESPN

"He suffered multiple facial fractures," Pituch said. "All of the fractures were successfully repaired. His brain, spine, chest and abdomen appear to be without serious injury. And there are no other confirmed injuries at this time."
The doctors declined to release further information at the family's request.


ESPN.com's John Clayton has confirmed that Roethlisberger also suffered a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, has lost or chipped a number of teeth and has minor injuries to his knees from hitting the pavement.

A broken jaw normally takes seven weeks to heal. It is not known how long it will take for the other injuries to heal. Pittsburgh's training camp begins in late July.

Hang in there BRO. K


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

12 June 2006 

Alberto UPDATE

No rain, no wind. This sucks.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Morning Sunshine



Smile it looks good on you.




















“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2, pass the nodozze dude

Twice, a position, America, he, sweat of his brow, he studied, make law by day and study it at night, a great speech, loyalty, he believed, agree, he stood up, that vote, I share, history, willing, all these things, speaker, not the number of days, so many, example, friend, no other, people, never, great man, this woman, 8th grade education, told a story, raised, new, fiddle, poor boy, over and over, I was, one floor below us, member, waiting, chair left empty, going to get the facts wrong, looking at the ceiling……………….?

17324 days in office. Kind of a long time doing a job and not get anything right. Don’t you thunkded’


SEN. Dick Durbin

Talking about SEN Robert Bird's record (I know that’s not how to spell it, just don’t care. K).

WHY? Pass some laws or something. Stop kissn’ his ass. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Alberto UPDATE

Dude and dudets’, this sucks very, very much. Hell an afternoon summer shower is more fun than this. Just a big let down. Hope the rest of the hurricane season is better. Note to Mother Nature, a big kick off is way, way too cool. This sucks. Really. K


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Alberto UPDATE

Lame so far, just rain. this suks dude.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Can you say Alberto

11 more to go, till we get to me.

Plopn' cool dude!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

11 June 2006 

Judge wants psychologist to assess Baldwin

Dude its bout' time.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10 June 2006 

Dude...............

I miss sunshine. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dude I get your point, but just not, really getn’ it, really. I thunkded’ that’s what I mean.

Your point was? I know. “Shit happens then you die”. True, you gots’ you a point. But hate to tell you I shot a three pointer. So I win.

Score now………..

You – 0

Me – 3

Play on, or what?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

catchy operational code word... Mag-Neato

Update:

Check it out, dude......

Blatheration

What the PLOP YOU WAITING FOR? Get your ass’s up and help the dude. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Just in case you forgot


Me blonde again.

So now I can be really, really dumb.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

My motto is………….MISTAKES




















It could be that the purpose of your life is,
Only to serve as a warning to others.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

catchy operational code word... Mag-Neato

Did not make it to the post office. Bad accident on the bridge. They go out Monday. Sorry for the bump in the road dude.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Red chew toy time

Way too much fun. Ifn’ you don’t gots' a puppy, get one. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

I am going to have TWINS

Yep, that’s right. So says sunshine’s neighbor’s daughter. So what am I going to name them? Ifn’ it boys, OZ. Ifn’ it girls, MOON UNIT. Yep same name for both of em. I know everyone says the same thing…….. SAY WHAT DUDE? Simple. Time and energy savings. Come on, thunkd’ bout. Call one name two kids come.

Me way, way smart. You thunkd’?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Bring it on, I love Hurricane Season. Really I do, way to Plopn' cool

Tropical depression No. 1 forms

It could develop into the first named storm of the season later in the day, according to the National Hurricane Center.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Florida edumicatiom

From: The Somking Gun


"Florida students spotted pair getting busy...."

Not going to say it only happens here, but. I mean look at all the female teacher's doing thier students. What a state. Really what a state.......


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

09 June 2006 

Texas to Install Web Cameras on Border

By ALICIA A. CALDWELL
Associated Press Writer
June 9, 2006, 1:33 AM EDT

EL PASO, Texas -- The governor of Texas wants to turn all the world into a virtual posse. Rick Perry has announced a $5 million plan to install hundreds of night-vision cameras on private land along the Mexican border and put the live video on the Internet, so that anyone with a computer who spots illegal immigrants trying to slip across can report it on a toll-free hot line.

"I look at this as not different from the neighborhood watches we have had in our communities for years and years," Perry said last week.

Some say it is a dangerous idea and a waste of money. "This is just one of those half-baked ideas that people dream up to save money but have no practical applications," said Jim Harrington, director of the Texas Civil Rights Project in Austin. "We would be far better off to invest that money in Mexican small towns along the border so people wouldn't have to emigrate."

Oh my PLOPN" GOD! Thats it spend my tax money to invest in Mexico.

No PLOPN' THANKS DUDE


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

08 June 2006 

C-SPAN2 Food for the head.

Take this issue, native, rebuffed, shut out, May of this year, out of, not the bill, no findings, race based, you, would, two, read, the, bill, I question, my, issue, chair person, and I repeat, that finding, fact finding, is, is, offensive, understandable, 3 months,

Sen. Daniel Akaka (Dude all most as good as Mr. Noway)

1998, the case, quote, 1998, quote, yesterday, quote, the, quote, up sided down, quote, still, quote, civil rights, quote, under, the law says, they have not, slaves, high goals, doing it, (Damn that was funny, really, it was. The doing it thing, okay, really it was).

Sen. Lamar Alexander

Speaking bout what?

S 147 Native Hawaiians Act


Dude you think I should actually understand what they are talkn’ bout?

Oh shit, your kidding me right?

Get this:

Do you think I should know?

Sen. Harry Reid


Okay they knew, what? Quit, just quit. Thanks, really, shut up already.

Don’t know why, yet. I’ll let you know.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dude

Did you done did lost it, or what?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Greetings my pets

It is I the wise and all knowing one…………

The Great Lizard

It has come to my attention that some of my pets fear for their safety. This is not good. I provide my pets with a safe and secure home. So to put your minds at ease I shall tell you how I do this.

In case of fire I have installed a state of the art system. Some of you have heard her voice “There is a fire get out now, use the stairs”. (OK she does not say that but when she speaks you should listen)


For small fires I have placed these canisters that are called “FIRE EXTINGUISHER” strategically place for your use. I have attached a map of their location for your review. Know them LOVE them they are here for you.

As for those nasty paper cuts I have provided a first aid kit. You all have seen it; I have placed it on top of your refrigerated food supply.

I tell you my pets I take your safety very seriously. If for any reason you feel unsafe talk to the wall..?

I take great pride in the welfare and care of all my pets. Do not fear. I am always here. As I have created the great internet (No Al Gore did not do it, I did)


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dude quit licking my eye

Puppy

Gots to love em. Right?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Oh, I forgot. Whats new, right? I do that alot. So what was I going to say?

My mustache doesn’t look like the dude from monopoly any more.

Happy now moon unit?
Really, your like way too gangster.

Did I get that right?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

catchy operational code word... Mag-Neato

Back from the recon mission. Got some. Going to mail them in the morning.

Did you send them there ones yet?

What the PLOP YOU WAITING FOR? Get your ass’s up and help the dude. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

To what’s her name

Dudet’, I can’t find your old man. Last time I saw him he was failing down some stairs (don’t ask, K). I think he might be under a car or something, cause he was talking bout? Okay I lost him. Get over it already. K

P.S. Do you need any, like um.............. Refrigerator magnets?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Just in case you forgot

Me blonde again.

So now I can be really, really dumb.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Oh, kats are cool too

Especially when they have a cool fort, that is like..........

Dude say what?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!

Did you know that puppies are like way, way cool?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Guess what happened on the way too……..

Okay I forgot were I was going, but thats not the point. What was I going to say? Thats right, Sunshine washed the blonder than, the other blonde hair out last night. So, guess what? That’s right……….

Me blonde again. So now I can be really, really dumb.

Take that dudes, I know you wish you were me.
Quit laughing and pick your ass up off the floor. K


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Been awhile, but I remember the words, do you?

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

The way we started every day at school. Dont think they do it now a days

That just plopn' sucks.

Really it does.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2……….. Say what dude?

It’s a nice bill, let me, not about, quote, a relationship, anyone, 156, quote, they don’t need, quote, again, they live, quote, its just, quote, because, quote, the bill says, quote, trust fund, quote, 3 billion dollars, quote, land, quote, they say, quote, but, lived under, quote, 147, quote, other, quote, village, quote, live in, quote, another part, quote, every, pledge, quote, this, one, many from one?………………. quote,

Sen. Lamar Alexander

Speaking bout what?

S 147 Native Hawaiians Act

What the plop dude? Lost me, okay, not hard to do…….but come on


P.S. Mr. Noway…. Still funny, really one day I may spell it right, thanks dude and dudets’ Peace out. And sunshine that stuff just PLOPN’ rocks, tummy very happy….. Thanks and love you.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

07 June 2006 

DUDE

Still Just watchn’ the grass grow


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

monkey brains all over my house…………

Life is so good.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

catchy operational code word... Mag-Neato

UPDATE:

I got some from the old timen' folks (Thanks much), Sunshine is given up some too. Hell even Psycho duffes Bob is kickn' in. Sooooooooo

What the PLOP YOU WAITING FOR? Get you ass’s up and help the dude. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Puppy done did got a new green monkey


I done did gots’ me monkey brains all over my house…………

Dude……. way to plopn’ cool. Life is good!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Just watchn’ the grass grow

“I think the American people want something done”

"W"

YOU PLOPN’ THUNKDED’ DUDE?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

05 June 2006 

Get up off your ass’s and get your, Refrigerator magnets, that's right dude

Okay, here's the deal:

I happen to be in possession of an M1114 (Humvee) that is, well, just a little bland. Sure I have the cool 16.5 inch rims and a 2500 watt loudspeaker plus a wild array of radio gear and the latest in bullet launching technology, but something is missing. What could it be?

Refrigerator magnets, that's what.

That's right, a plain on dolls head with the eyes poked out and a cigar butt stuffed in her mouth attached to the grill is cool. A John Deere licence plate is okay. But for maximum impact, I need refrigerator magnets. Lots of them. We need to cover the whole truck.

Now the Cavalry boys have gotten a head start on this but with your help and the assistance of our good buddy, Iowahawk (www.iowahawk.typepad.com) we can take the front in this important task.

Here's what you do: mail any and all refrigerator magnets (the tackier the better,naturally) to me, Sargeant Lee at:

1634 TPT 1-33 CAV

3rdBCT 101ABN DIV

APO AE 09390

There will be prizes awarded for both quantity and You may be the lucky recipient of the highly coveted PSYOP secret decoder ring. Or a t-shirt. Whatever.

Naturally, photos will be taken and placed on this site of the finished project in all its glory as well as the crestfallen expressions of our spur wearing brethren when they find out that they've been outfoxed and out flanked. Again. Heh.

Show our troops you care and will do whatever you can to help them. K?

Ifn’ you thunked’ I made this up check the dude out at:

Blatheration

I am going on a recon mission tomorrow, I want the highly coveted PSYOP secret decoder ring. That would be way to PLOPIN' COOL.


What the PLOP YOU WAITING FOR? Get your ass’s up and help the dude. K?

Raisin pie for IOWAHAWK, YO, YO,YO Dude and Dudets’ check this out

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming. And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2

Talking about the Constitutional Amendment Banning same-sex marriage:

The Latino community does believe………..
(What? That illegal immigrants should get a free ride. Just askn’ dude.)

Jesse Miranda
Alianza de Ministerios Evangelicos Nacionales
(Don’t ask me I speak ENGLISH)


Think about the scouts

Rabbi, Sorry to slow to get it all


Latino’s work hard, that why we are not willing to accept, a home is with a momi and popi.. (Sorry don’t write Spanish)

Rev Bonnie Camarda
Hispanic Clergy of Philadelphia President


Okay boring. A bunch of religious nuts on TV makes me head hurt.


Watchman’s thoughts on the mater:

It’s the STATES job, not the Federal Governments job. Get it got it good. Now sit down and color. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Note to self……

Turn the volume down on the answer machine ifn’, you are sleeping and tapen’ the race to watch in the morning. Someone will call and yell who won on the machine. Two things happen:

You get pissd’, and you can’t go back to sleep till 30 minutes before the alarm clock goes of. Makes for a long day at work.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Break out the bubbly. Its party time

Former US Vice-President Al Gore has ruled himself out of the list of Democratic candidates seeking a nomination for the post of US President in 2008.

"I have no plans to be a candidate for president again. I don't expect to ever be a candidate for president again," Gore told ABC's 'This Week' television programme.


And I say: THANK YOU AL, I will not miss you.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

I’m’ back, yep............. watch out world

Feeling much better. Thanks for asking. Not 100% bout 85%. Now on with the show.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

02 June 2006 

“Be better prepared, thank you.”

Jack McGuire (American Red Cross President & CEO)

OK I guess I should say………… what?

Dude get a clue. Take one, or two, I gots’ like a million of em.

I will let you have a few of them. K?

Really I will………

Take em they are free, K


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

He's an idiot. She's a saint. Just split already!

The Break-Up: Romantic comedy. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn and Joey Lauren Adams. Directed by Peyton Reed. (PG-13. 105 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.). Romantic comedy is the most formulaic of genres ...

And why should I care?

Really I mean why?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

I have a hole in the wall

And my head still hurts. Just not so bad today.

Thanks for asking.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Note to self

Ifn’ your head hurts really, really bad, don’t run into a wall.

Helps………. not!

But thanks for the idea Eugene

It sounded good for a minute. Till my head hit the wall.....


Shit, dude you are going to fix the hole, right?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Okay I am going to say it………Fuck

I am in bed tryn’ to do my best to sleep hoping the fuckn’ pain in my head will go away. Then I hear a knock on the door, K. It’s like fuckn’ dark out. Puppy did not bark, but I heard it. I get up open the door and guess what the fuck was there? Nothing not a fuckn’ thing. Shit my head really, really fuckn’ hurts.

Sorry I said fuck.

But my head hurts really, really fuckn’ bad dude.

Kids don’t do drugs. Please K

Someone, anyone kick me in the nuts.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

01 June 2006 

Just wantd' to say...........

MY HEAD STILL POLPPING HURTS DUDE.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

I may be nuts

So stay away from the tatter tots. K

Thanks


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Hey bus driver

Dude did we pass my stop?????????


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dude did you know

My stove light is red. Cool.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

NYQUIL and red pills

PLOPING ROCKS THE MIND


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Don't know

Think it is hot in here nope it is cold, I think No wait it is hot, I think………


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Being sick sucks


OK, my head still hurts. Go plopping figure.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dude, did you get the memo?

MY PLOPING HEAD HURTS, K

Why are the colors changen'? What up with that?

Dude my head hurts

Shit it happened again


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Going...... Going.......... Gone!

Did I say my

Head hurts?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Bonus word Monday. Today two for the price of one.

Head Hurts

Go Ploping figure.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Can your food do that?

DUDE MY HEAD HURTS, K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Just in case you did not know

MY PLOPING HEAD HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Muhammad Gets 6 Life Terms in Md. Trial

Dude what the Plop. I thought he got the death sentance already.

Sunshine get the bat and hit me in the head.

Damit it would make it feel better.

Shit my head hurts. Did I say that again?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

yO yO CHECK THIS OUT...............

MY PLOPING HEAD HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sORRY cAPS lOCK kEY tHINGY, gOTS sTUCK.

Shit my head hurts,

Oh I said that already.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

My head hurts and did I say my head hurts

Shit this sucks...................................................................

Oh my head hurts, very very much, but thank you, for the peanuts. Really, it was nice. Dam my head hurts, dude.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Red pills not doing it..................

Anyone got some green ones?

Just checkn'


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dude.........

Yes, you the dude with the drill. Please use it on my head.

Thanks dude

Helpd' not


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2

The Smithsonian

Something going on over there. Best I can tell they sold it out to Showtime. What the PLOP! Get the hammer. Hit me in the head. Dude I think I want too? You thunked’ I should stop watchn’ it? Thank you very, very much. Hell just give me 20 of them there red pills. Don’t think it will help. But who knows?

I gots’ the red chew toy and LIFE IS GOOD. What more do you need?

Puppy shakes.

Yes that might help, dude my head hurts……..


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

This sucks

Them guys with the hug me jacket are back. Wait.......................... they have the red pills, cool

Life is good.

And I have the red chew toy.

SO THERE!



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Play time

Okay, it's red chew toy time.

Peace out dude.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

And........................................

Even the village idiot gets lucky some times.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Ifn' you feel the hair growing on your arms?????????

Did you take one to many of them there red pills?


Just checkn'


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

And finally

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

Will Rogers

Again the dude was way way smart.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

If you find yourself in a hole,

stop digging.

Will Rogers

Dude, he was like way way smart.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

TEE PEE

MY top end likes it today. Thanks again for the great idea.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Oh and ifn' you do a google search on google, you get

You got it GOOGLE

What up with that dude??????????????


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dont ask me why, just pass the ammo dude

Did a Google search on GOD, and this topped the list

The Interview With God


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C-SPAN2

C-SPAN2

Not as good as watchn' it on TV, but then again......

I like to hit my head on walls. So what do I know. Right


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

How do you top that one????????

You dont. So puppy shakes for all.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Guess it was not the drugs???????????

DC News


Fifty years after she first graced the pages of a comic book, Batwoman is to return to the world of superheroes - as a lesbian socialite.

After an absence of almost 30 years and following months of feverish speculation among fans of the genre, Batwoman will make an appearance in the July issue of a comic called 52, produced by the legendary publishers DC Comics.

Her real identity is Kathy Kane, described as a "lesbian socialite by night and a crime fighter by later in the night." Kathy Kane was also the name of the original Batwoman's alter ego, created in 1956.

She became Batman's ally in his fight against evil but was always in his shadow, merely making occasional appearances in the comic named after him.

In her initial incarnation, she was hardly a feminist icon - she was never given her own comic, carried a handbag, and spent time with her niece Batgirl swooning over Batman and his sidekick Robin. The first Kathy was killed off in 1979 -murdered by an assassin.

But in a world where parallel universes exist and people have X-ray eyes, anything is possible - including Batwoman's reincarnation.

The New York Times reported at the weekend that Batwoman would return to 52, a comic launched this month that features a number of superheroes, including Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman.

No one has seen the new Batwoman, although it is known that her past includes a romantic liaison with Renee Montoya, a lesbian former police detective who has also starred in the 52 comic.


Read the full article here.

DUDE WHAT PLOP IS GOING ON? REALLY SOMEONE LET ME KNOW. K, PLEASE


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Oh my PLOPING GOD, DUDE

Breaking news from DC comics.

The return of Batwoman - as a lesbian socialite

I have to double check that. K


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Today is the start of……………

Hurricane season. Names this year

Alberto
Beryl
Chris
Debby
Ernesto
Florence
Gordon
Helene
Isaac
Joyce
Kirk
Leslie
Michael
Nadine
Oscar
Patty
Rafael
Sandy
Tony
Valerie
William

I made the list, did you? And yes I like it cause my house get dusted for free.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Sinus headaches

Makes me want to get a fork stick it in my eye, rip it out. Then gets a turkey bayster and suck all the nasty shit out. But not today, why? I got drugs. Way too cool.

Thanks Sunshine.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
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