This is America, right?
Why must I press 1 to............, (stay with me on this one it's really like, way too funny)
TO PROCEED IN ENGLISH
What the PLOP is going on?
Just sit down and color dude, makes the head hurt less. K?
“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”
Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!
