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24 December 2006 

Greeting my pets, this is the Great Lizard.

Bow before me and pray I will feed you today. I have decided to part some knowledge on you today. So listen up humans. I pass this to you in hope you will learn the true way of the Lizard world. Read and learn my pets.

Santa is coming to town

That is your food for the week, chew it slow. If I feel you worthy I shall feed you next week. Till then,

“The way to get ahead is not always to go forward” (From the work of the Blue Lizard).

The Great Lizard

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

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