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31 May 2007 

Just so you know.......

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physiciansper year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physicianis 0.171.

(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept ofHealth Human Services)

Now think about this:Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.is80,000,000.(Yes, that's 80 million..)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups,is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

(Statistics courtesy of FBI)

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friendsto this alarming threat.We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, We have withheld the statistics on

lawyers

for fear the shock would cause people to panic and! seek medical attention!!!!

(I did no fact checking on it, but it sounds about right)


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