"Who Watches The Watchmen?"
“The Government are very keen on amassing statistics. They collect them, add them, raise them to the nth power, take the cube root and prepare wonderful diagrams.”
“But you must never forget that every one of these figures comes in the first instance from the village watchman, who just puts down what he damn pleases.”
It’s been a long time since I had one but today. BANG. One of the nice things about working Saturday is it is quiet. Not today, nope. Had an emergency in Buffalo, so what do I do? I went and sent it out to Detroit. What the PLOP? Was it a senior moment? A kicking in of the drugs? The water? The coffee? Wait I did not have any. Make’s me start to question myself. I knew what was going on, just for some reason Detroit stuck in my head. I have no idea why. Scary. So I did what any good employee would do. Wrote myself up and sent the form to my boss. Lesser things get people fired. I think it best to own up to it and let the shit hit the fan. But that’s not what I was going to go on about tonight. It was going to be about? See what I mean my mind is going to mush. Oh now I know it was the “Green Things” yep that was it. Have you ever really noticed they do not come out during the day? True my friends they like the night. They say they blend in better. I say the grass is green what, is the problem dude. Anyway I was going to work this morning at “O” dark “what ever” and crossing the bridge there, I mean there, in the middle of the road was……….
A green Lazy Boy?
OK I drive a SUV that the dash gauges do not work so I guess I could be going something like 85 in a 60 zone. (I am not the brightest light in the package) But I missed it. I passed one of them there ECO cars miles back. Got in to work and on the news was? You got it ECO car totaled by a Lazy Boy. So I say SUV no coffee is better than an ECO car.
That’s just me
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"
And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
