THE DOCTOR SAYS.........
A doctor from Israel says:"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "Thats nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: Russia has you beat, Gentlemen. We take out half a heart from one, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work."
The United States doctor answers and laughs: "You all are way behind us. Two and a half years ago in the USA we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls, put him in as President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!!!
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
