Shit Happens!
Okay I was raised better than that. I should have said “It’s the Lords will, or the Lord has his plan”. But come on “Shit Happens” that phrase says a lot and it puts it all in one can. I know your thunking “where the hell did that come from”.
Okay so I was out with the childen’s, minding my own bizznezz, when as Psycho Duffess Bob does what he does best. He made a break for it. Can’t blame him. He just got home from the old folks home. Spoiled rotten to the core. Thanks guys, I love you. (Really I do)
Anyways, he bolts under a car. I need to get him out but he is being an ass. So I grab his tail and guess what? You got it, he starts with the attitude. No biggy. I got him by; let’s say about say 170 pounds.
Well make a long story short. I got my ass whipped. So Shit Happens!
“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”
Okay so I was out with the childen’s, minding my own bizznezz, when as Psycho Duffess Bob does what he does best. He made a break for it. Can’t blame him. He just got home from the old folks home. Spoiled rotten to the core. Thanks guys, I love you. (Really I do)
Anyways, he bolts under a car. I need to get him out but he is being an ass. So I grab his tail and guess what? You got it, he starts with the attitude. No biggy. I got him by; let’s say about say 170 pounds.
Well make a long story short. I got my ass whipped. So Shit Happens!
“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”