"I've been raped by a wombat."
Dude I don't know how to explain this one
"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"
And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out."
"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all,"
Not sure I want to go to the land down under now."I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"
And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!
