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01 August 2010 

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) What-ever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

As much as I hate to admit this... its so true... :D I did use it as a post for my blog... Linking back to you of course!! Thank you for the good laugh!


lol =) im a girl but this is totally true!!
hey im your newest follower could you please return the favor!

Just curious. Why mangle the fuck word. Anyone who is looking at it know what it is. If you have to try to disguise the word because you think someone will be upset about it, just use another word.

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