Shhhh, guess what mother fucker I got your Shhhh, and when I shove it up your ass I'll hear your Shhhh. Now fuck of and go away.

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11/24/2014 12:18:00 AM | Permalink |

What's been up

Went to the hospital for a biopsy thingy. This is how it went down
DR - Dude your doctor wants a biopsy from your lung
Me - OK
DR – Dude she wants me to cut it out right next to a big blood tube
Me - Cool
DR – I am going to call your other her and tell her I want to drill your bone, and not mess with your lung
Me – Cool

After 15 minutes he comes back

DR- She said she was cool with the bone thing
Me – Cool

After 15 minutes off to the drilling room

Tech – We are going to lift you on the table now
Me – Drop the dang thing and I will get on it myself
Tech – Cool
Me – Drug time yet?
Tech – Waiting on the Doctor

After 15 minutes

Tech – Here some drugs
Me – Cool
DR – almost done
Tech – Here’s some more drugs
Me – Cool
DR – Done
Me – Cool

After 15 minutes

Nurse – How do you feel?
Me – Cool, wife get my pants
Nurse – How much pain do you feel scale 1 - 10?
Me – None
Wife – Drugs
Me – A 9 yes a 9
Nurse – you will have to stay longer
Me – I have no pain can I go now?

After 15 minutes

Nurse – Here is your wheel chair
Me – Cool
Nurse - Wait here while your wife gets the car
Me – No thanks have a good one

At the car

Wife – What the hell are you doing?
Me – Bacon now, PLEASE

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6/17/2014 07:55:00 PM | Permalink |

Colion Noir addresses Vice President Joe Biden's inability to give advice on gun safety and home protection

http://www.nranews.com/commentators/video/nra-news-commentator-episode-6-responsibility-with-colion-noir

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4/22/2013 06:42:00 PM | Permalink |

The Elwood P. Suggins Show

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4/14/2013 11:08:00 AM | Permalink |

Jonathan Winters - RIP Good Sir

I grow up listen to this man, a giant in a forest of love. When he talked you knew what he said was true. Now God has his jester back.

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4/14/2013 10:52:00 AM | Permalink |

Attack of the 50-Foot Hairdresser

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

4/06/2013 05:51:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude what killer?

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/24/2013 05:58:00 PM | Permalink |

What Killer?

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3/24/2013 05:54:00 PM | Permalink |

Finally after months of intense training..

I now have a true killer. Yep, trained him to KILL! He will attack on command, he will not stop till he tastes blood. A fine-tuned killer, I tell you keep your kids inside, and your carrots in a safe. I present you, CARROT KILLER!

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3/24/2013 05:33:00 PM | Permalink |

“The Bible” on the History Channel is pulling ratings

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3/22/2013 07:26:00 PM | Permalink |

NRA News contributors Colion

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/18/2013 05:59:00 PM | Permalink |

great day to whoop somebody's ass

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/17/2013 06:54:00 PM | Permalink |

SXSW

Cool link good till April 4th

The Mix: The Austin 100

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3/09/2013 06:31:00 PM | Permalink |

Intellectual Froglegs

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3/09/2013 05:34:00 PM | Permalink |

Project Veritas

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/07/2013 05:36:00 PM | Permalink |

Sorry Bob

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy" And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/04/2013 06:50:00 AM | Permalink |

See a Fox

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3/03/2013 06:55:00 PM | Permalink |

Must Read

http://www.theospark.net/

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3/03/2013 12:42:00 PM | Permalink |

Obama Money

Tired of living within your means? Just adopt the Obama budget plan. It worked out great for Ray Stevens:

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3/03/2013 12:01:00 PM | Permalink |

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CATCH WILD PIGS?

Find out here

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3/03/2013 11:41:00 AM | Permalink |

Comments

I don't get many real ones, but lately a old post from 2006 has seen many. Was not really good post on my part, but somebody really like to comment on it. So today I deleted it. So no more comment needed. Thanks

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3/03/2013 11:05:00 AM | Permalink |

Grinding America Down

ibAGENDA: Grinding America Down/b/i

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2/25/2013 04:11:00 PM | Permalink |

Gun control

Dude what up you dumb ass stupid thinking fools? I am going to have one, legally. Dude’s that do bad things don’t do that. So get off my ass. Your stupid ideas are just that stupid. You want to solve the problem lock the assholes that get guns illegally and use them to commit crimes. Wake the fuck up. And get off my ass.

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2/24/2013 06:44:00 PM | Permalink |

A Country Boy Can Survive

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2/24/2013 06:11:00 PM | Permalink |

Point is???????

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2/24/2013 05:51:00 PM | Permalink |

Check him out if you want to know how it is.

Alfonzo Rachel

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2/24/2013 05:46:00 PM | Permalink |

For the Sequester Before He Was Against It

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2/24/2013 05:32:00 PM | Permalink |

Simply Red - Holding Back The Years

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2/23/2013 08:02:00 PM | Permalink |

Staind - Outside (Video)

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2/23/2013 07:50:00 PM | Permalink |

Intellectual Froglegs (playlist)

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2/23/2013 06:17:00 PM | Permalink |

Watchman's Soap Box

24 November 2014

17 June 2014

What's been up

22 April 2013

Colion Noir addresses Vice President Joe Biden's inability to give advice on gun safety and home protection

14 April 2013

The Elwood P. Suggins Show

Jonathan Winters - RIP Good Sir

06 April 2013

Attack of the 50-Foot Hairdresser

24 March 2013

Dude what killer?

What Killer?

Finally after months of intense training..

22 March 2013

“The Bible” on the History Channel is pulling ratings

18 March 2013

NRA News contributors Colion

17 March 2013

great day to whoop somebody's ass

09 March 2013

SXSW

The Mix: The Austin 100

Intellectual Froglegs

07 March 2013

Project Veritas

04 March 2013

Sorry Bob

03 March 2013

See a Fox

Must Read

Obama Money

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CATCH WILD PIGS?

Comments

25 February 2013

Grinding America Down

24 February 2013

Gun control

A Country Boy Can Survive

Point is???????

Check him out if you want to know how it is.

For the Sequester Before He Was Against It

23 February 2013

Simply Red - Holding Back The Years

Staind - Outside (Video)

Intellectual Froglegs (playlist)

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