First mate tells me there is talk of MUTINY
Not on my ship. First mate break out the KAT O NINE TAILS. (Sorry dude) Get to work, shape this crew up. Just so you know the FIRST MATES name is Psycho Dufess Bob. We set sail when I wake up. K?
“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”
Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!
