Watchman's Soap Box

Just read it, it's a good read.



The Democrats are going to get beaten badly in November. Not just because the economy is ailing. And not just because Obama over-read his mandate in governing too far left. But because a comeuppance is due the arrogant elites whose undisguised contempt for the great unwashed prevents them from conceding a modicum of serious thought to those who dare oppose them.


"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

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WARNING: IT MAY BE A VIOLATION OF SOME LAW IF YOU REMOVE A MATTRESS TAG AND I CAN NEITHER CONFORM NOR DENNIE THE PRESENTS OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

Go read this then come back: PowerPoints 'R' Us

Well you can’t say he did not know what was going to happen:

“Throughout my career I have been known to walk that fine line between good taste and unemployment. I see no reason to change that now.”

Me I just use to say “Before you ask the question, make sure you want to hear the answer” Toward the end of my active duty I did my share of the glorious PowerPoint Presentations. So I do understand the dude’s frustrations.

Is the background right, is this the right font, is the transition smooth, and is it a statically pleasing?

Forget the information, that’s not important. The question always was will this make my boss look good. Plain and simple, PowerPoint Presentations are never done by the person who presents them. Nope, and the information in them for the most part is not important.

So it comes as no surprise that…..

American Colonel sacked after Afghan rant

At least someone said it. And for those who think it is only happens in the military, sorry the civilian word runs on PowerPoint too. So embrace the suck and get the transition right, damn it!



"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

Dang nub it they just don’t want to stop. I am a telling you, I’s wake up today and good Lord I find out the good old U.S.A. has done lost its mind. The EPA wants to ban lead bullets, because they could hurt someone? That’s what a bullet does. Well if you shoot it to, kill or to wound, your call. So next I find out white people can not speak at the Lincoln Memorial today because Dr. MLK did 47 years ago?

Next I find out that master mind of the USS Cole bombing, well let’s just say someone said we will not charge, nor prosecute him anytime soon. That funny stuff in New York, dudes don’t get me started.

Smoke break!

This cracker has been south, north, left coast, and to God’s country. Done my time, but now it is just getting plump stupid. So you ask? What you going to do now?

1st Going to get a gun
2nd Buy some “Lead ammo”
3rd Go to Taco Bell

Peace out


"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

Yep, just plop it, in the morning I will be 40 for 8 years. I never thought I would make it past 30. Guess God just likes to plop with me. But that’s cool. More time to piss people off. It’s a gift, really. So tonight I would say to you…..wait for it………ok I have nothing.

No words of wisdom no enlighten phrases, no buy one get one free. But I have a plan, yep I do. Want to know what it is?

Wish I knew. I am just getting too old to care. So the sun comes up the sun goes down. If I wake up cool, if not, well I will not know. Life is what it is.



"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

Google for new = nothing



Sorry ass hats, it is news. Thanks jerk offs

Rolling Thunder



"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

GET YOUR ASS OVER TO "BLACKFIVE" and learn more! That means now!


"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

HT Moonbattery


"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers."



"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

H/T Theo


"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) What-ever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.



"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

I think this is how General George S. Patton would sum things up . . . and then catch Holy Hell from Ike.


"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!