Told you so!
Okay here it is hot off the press:
THE PRESIDENT: Good evening. (THE BULLSHIT STARTS) I've asked for a few minutes of your time to discuss a matter of national importance -- the reform of America's immigration system.
The issue of immigration stirs intense emotions, and in recent weeks, (DUDE WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN. TRY YEARS?) Americans have seen those emotions on display. On the streets of major cities, crowds have rallied in support of those in our country illegally (HEY, WANA BET THEY ARE THE ONES HERE ILLEGALLY). At our southern border, others have organized to stop illegal immigrants from coming in (REAL FUCKN’ AMERICANS). Across the country, Americans are trying to reconcile these contrasting images. And in Washington, the debate over immigration reform has reached a time of decision (BOUT TIME DUDE, HOW LONG YOU HAD THAT JOB?). Tonight, I will make it clear where I stand, and where I want to lead our country on this vital issue. (DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN)
We must begin by recognizing the problems (AGAIN, DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN) with our immigration system. For decades, the United States has not been in complete control of its borders. (AND WHY THE FUCK NOT, ANYONE, I MEAN ANYONE PLEASE ANSWER THAT ONE, TEDDY?) As a result, many who want to work in our economy have been able to sneak across our border, and millions have stayed (NEWS TO WHO?)
Once here, illegal immigrants live in the shadows of our society (WHAT SHADOWS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I SEE THEM EVERY DAY, WAIT THAT’S RIGHT YOU DON’T OPEN YOUR EYES DURING THE DAY). Many use forged documents to get jobs, and that makes it difficult for employers to verify that the workers they hire are legal. (COMPLETE BULLSHIT) Illegal immigration puts pressure on public schools and hospitals, it strains state and local budgets (ONLY THING HE HAS GOTTEN RIGHT SO FAR), and brings crime to our communities. These are real problems. (YOUR JUST NOW GETTING IT?) Yet we must remember that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are decent people who work hard, support their families, practice their faith, and lead responsible lives (THEY HAVE BROKEN THE LAW, WHAT IN GODS NAME IS RESPONSIBLE ABOUT THAT?). They are a part of American life, but they are beyond the reach and protection of American law. (COME ON, I CANT GO ON, BEYOND THE REACH OF THE LAW. AND WHY IN GODS NAME SHOULD THEY BE PROTECTED, THEY BROKE THE LAW. AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT SEE’S THAT?)
Really I can’t go any further. Here is what I liked about what he said:
Thank you, and good night.
That’s it. The show goes on.
“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”
Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!
THE PRESIDENT: Good evening. (THE BULLSHIT STARTS) I've asked for a few minutes of your time to discuss a matter of national importance -- the reform of America's immigration system.
The issue of immigration stirs intense emotions, and in recent weeks, (DUDE WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN. TRY YEARS?) Americans have seen those emotions on display. On the streets of major cities, crowds have rallied in support of those in our country illegally (HEY, WANA BET THEY ARE THE ONES HERE ILLEGALLY). At our southern border, others have organized to stop illegal immigrants from coming in (REAL FUCKN’ AMERICANS). Across the country, Americans are trying to reconcile these contrasting images. And in Washington, the debate over immigration reform has reached a time of decision (BOUT TIME DUDE, HOW LONG YOU HAD THAT JOB?). Tonight, I will make it clear where I stand, and where I want to lead our country on this vital issue. (DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN)
We must begin by recognizing the problems (AGAIN, DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN) with our immigration system. For decades, the United States has not been in complete control of its borders. (AND WHY THE FUCK NOT, ANYONE, I MEAN ANYONE PLEASE ANSWER THAT ONE, TEDDY?) As a result, many who want to work in our economy have been able to sneak across our border, and millions have stayed (NEWS TO WHO?)
Once here, illegal immigrants live in the shadows of our society (WHAT SHADOWS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I SEE THEM EVERY DAY, WAIT THAT’S RIGHT YOU DON’T OPEN YOUR EYES DURING THE DAY). Many use forged documents to get jobs, and that makes it difficult for employers to verify that the workers they hire are legal. (COMPLETE BULLSHIT) Illegal immigration puts pressure on public schools and hospitals, it strains state and local budgets (ONLY THING HE HAS GOTTEN RIGHT SO FAR), and brings crime to our communities. These are real problems. (YOUR JUST NOW GETTING IT?) Yet we must remember that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are decent people who work hard, support their families, practice their faith, and lead responsible lives (THEY HAVE BROKEN THE LAW, WHAT IN GODS NAME IS RESPONSIBLE ABOUT THAT?). They are a part of American life, but they are beyond the reach and protection of American law. (COME ON, I CANT GO ON, BEYOND THE REACH OF THE LAW. AND WHY IN GODS NAME SHOULD THEY BE PROTECTED, THEY BROKE THE LAW. AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT SEE’S THAT?)
Really I can’t go any further. Here is what I liked about what he said:
Thank you, and good night.
That’s it. The show goes on.
“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”
Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!
