Watchman's Soap Box: October 2006

Mr. Kerry

Suck my..............

Did I say PLOP YOU

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 10:45:00 PM | Permalink |

OKAY

One more time

Mr. Kerry you are a dick.

Tryn' to be nice, you

PLOPN' MOTHER PLOPN' PLOPN' ASS PLOPN'.......

Did I say YOUR A PLOPN' ASS....... AND IFN' I EVER MEAT YOU

I'LL KICK YOUR PLOPN' ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 07:39:00 PM | Permalink |

Sunshine

ROCKS

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 07:31:00 PM | Permalink |

Mr. Kerry

Kiss my ass .

Your a DICK.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 07:27:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude still PLOPN" PISSED

John Keery is a

PLOPN' FOOL, YEP, I being nice.

Good lord help us all!!!!!!!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 06:27:00 PM | Permalink |

Last time, ASS HAT

“If anyone thinks a veteran would criticize the more than 140,000 heroes serving in Iraq and not the president who got us stuck there, they're crazy."

Yep, open mouth insert foot. Got to love it.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 06:24:00 PM | Permalink |

Joh Kerry

What can I say...........

PLOPN' FOOL

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 05:29:00 PM | Permalink |

You know

He PLOPN" piss's me off

and his brother TEDDEY, too

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 05:18:00 PM | Permalink |

Martha get the

2X4

Dude is still an asshat

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 05:17:00 PM | Permalink |

What did he say????????????

"If you make an effort to be smart, you can do well," he said. "If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Let me make it crystal clear, as crystal clear as I know how.

I apologize to no one for my criticism of the president and of his broken policy. If anyone owes our troops in the fields an apology, it is the president and his failed team and a Republican majority in the Congress that has been willing to stamp -- rubberstamp policies that have done injury to our troops and to their families.

My statement yesterday -- and the White House knows this full well -- was a botched joke about the president and the president's people, not about the troops.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 05:12:00 PM | Permalink |

"Well, isn't that precious."

Two nicely dressed women happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait at the Los Angeles International Airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly lady from the South.

When the conversation drifted to whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

"Well, isn't that precious," commented the lady from the South.

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

"Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious."

The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought this exquisite diamond bracelet."

And, again, the Southern landy commented, "Well, isn't that precious."

The first woman then asked the Southern lady, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," said the Southern lady.

"Oh, my God! What on Earth for?" asked the first woman.

"Well, for example," the Southern lady replied, "instead of saying, 'Who gives a shit!' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious."

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 02:11:00 PM | Permalink |

Me going to do like puppy

NAP

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 01:59:00 PM | Permalink |

Today only, for........ like............. free

ROCK'S Yep that's it, ROCK'S

Did I say they are free?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 01:41:00 PM | Permalink |

He feels bad, but that happen's, why do you care?

IS THIS SUPOST TO BE FUNNY TOO I THINK IT IS WRONG OF PEOPLE TO BLAME TED KENEDY FOR SOMETHING HE COULNDT' HELP YOU KNOW HE FEEL'S REAL BAD THAT THAT GIRL DROWNED BUT THAT HAPPEN'S SOMETIME'S AND BESIDE'S IT'S NOT LIKE YOU KNEW HER SO WHY DO YOU CARE ONLY HER FAMILY CARE'S.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 01:29:00 PM | Permalink |

Hit me with a stick then.................

Kick me in the head

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 01:28:00 PM | Permalink |

Sit down and shut up

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 06:35:00 AM | Permalink |

Down at Joe's garage

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 06:12:00 AM | Permalink |

BOO

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 06:06:00 AM | Permalink |

Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Welcome

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/31/2006 05:49:00 AM | Permalink |

Just so you know

I don't......

PLOPN' COOL DUDE

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/30/2006 08:20:00 PM | Permalink |

Sunshine has.......

Free men?

What up with that?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/30/2006 08:18:00 PM | Permalink |

Did I tell you.........

What dude?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/30/2006 08:12:00 PM | Permalink |

Me have, like

Lost it...............

Dude

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/30/2006 08:11:00 PM | Permalink |

Sunshine's dog is................

A puppy..

Shake's anyone?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/30/2006 08:09:00 PM | Permalink |

Random Blog

Click here

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/30/2006 08:04:00 PM | Permalink |

1 + 2 =

3

On a good day.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/30/2006 08:03:00 PM | Permalink |

7, 8

9

Ok old one but still funny.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/24/2006 06:15:00 PM | Permalink |

Check it out, dude

Digger

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/24/2006 06:11:00 PM | Permalink |

I gots me a new...........

combined miter saw

Yep me did

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/24/2006 06:07:00 PM | Permalink |

ECW on SciFi..........

What the PLOP?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/24/2006 06:06:00 PM | Permalink |

Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael Monsoor

God Bless You

Thanks

Thank you

Did I say thank you?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 09:44:00 PM | Permalink |

Ifn’ me thinks to long me head hurts.

So here it goes.......

Damn that hurts, dude.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 08:44:00 PM | Permalink |

Did I sleep thru the memo?

I read now that the elections are over? Me thinks it still October. Could be me, but me thinks the pinko left have claimed victory. Guess what guys, you Plopd’ up. November is next month. You still...................

SUCK

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 08:41:00 PM | Permalink |

Question number one????????

To Nuke or not too???

Me think…….

NOT

What bout you?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 08:32:00 PM | Permalink |

Yard Bird

Taste's good, yep it do.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 07:27:00 PM | Permalink |

Me thinks

Me win, yep

Cool dude

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 03:56:00 PM | Permalink |

Moon Unit

Done did lost it.

Me thinks

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 03:52:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude

Elections comen'. Yep they is.

Care not.

Kyle is runnig 7th, dude you rock.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 03:48:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude what up?

Not much dude.

Thanks dude.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/22/2006 03:46:00 PM | Permalink |

Thanks Dude

A Navy SEAL sacrificed his life to save his comrades by throwing himself on top of a grenade Iraqi insurgents tossed into a sniper hideout his unit had discovered, fellow members of the elite force said.

Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael A. Monsoor had been near the only door to the rooftop structure Sept. 29 when the grenade hit him in the chest and bounced to the floor, said four SEALs who spoke to The Associated Press this week on condition of anonymity because their work requires their identities to remain secret.

"He never took his eye off the grenade, his only movement was down toward it," said a 28-year-old lieutenant who sustained shrapnel wounds to both legs that day. "He undoubtedly saved mine and the other SEALs' lives, and we owe him."
Monsoor, a 25-year-old gunner, was killed in the explosion in Ramadi, west of Baghdad. He was only the second SEAL to die in Iraq since the war began.
Two SEALs next to Monsoor were injured; another who was 10 to 15 feet from the blast was unhurt. The four had been working with Iraqi soldiers providing sniper security while U.S. and Iraqi forces conducted missions in the area.
In an interview at the SEALs' West Coast headquarters in Coronado, four members of the special force remembered "Mikey" as a loyal friend and a quiet, dedicated professional.

"He was just a fun-loving guy," said a 26-year-old petty officer 2nd class who went through the grueling 29-week SEAL training with Monsoor. "Always got something funny to say, always got a little mischievous look on his face."

Other SEALS described the Garden Grove, Calif., native as a modest and humble man who drew strength from his family and his faith. His father and brother are former Marines, said a 31-year-old petty officer 2nd class.

Prior to his death, Monsoor had already demonstrated courage under fire. He has been posthumously awarded the Silver Star for his actions May 9 in Ramadi, when he and another SEAL pulled a team member shot in the leg to safety while bullets pinged off the ground around them.

Monsoor's funeral was held Thursday at Fort Rosecrans National Cemetery in San Diego. He has also been submitted for an award for his actions the day he died.
The first Navy SEAL to die in Iraq was Petty Officer 2nd Class Marc A. Lee, 28, who was killed Aug. 2 in a firefight while on patrol against insurgents in Ramadi. Navy spokesman Lt. Taylor Clark said the low number of deaths among SEALs in Iraq is a testament to their training.

Sixteen SEALs have been killed in Afghanistan. Eleven of them died in June 2005 when a helicopter was shot down near the Pakistan border while ferrying reinforcements for troops pursuing al-Qaeda militants.

There are about 2,300 of the elite fighters, based in Coronado and Little Creek, Va.
The Navy is trying to boost that number by 500 — a challenge considering more than 75% of candidates drop out of training, notorious for "Hell Week," a five-day stint of continual drills by the ocean broken by only four hours sleep total. Monsoor made it through training on his second attempt.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/17/2006 10:03:00 PM | Permalink |

Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael Monsoor

Rest in peace my brother. And thank you.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/17/2006 09:56:00 PM | Permalink |

Me was thunked’

Dude that hurt.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 02:14:00 PM | Permalink |

Don’t run with scissors, cuzzzzz

You could put your eye out?

How?

Don’t know lets find out, be right back.

OUCH now I know that’s a true tell. Eye patch please. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 02:12:00 PM | Permalink |

Please hold

You still there?

Go away please, the green things are coming…….

And they don’t like you, well they don’t like me, sooooooo

Happy birthday to me, yep Happy birthday to me

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 02:11:00 PM | Permalink |

God bless you

That’s it. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 02:08:00 PM | Permalink |

Fact “o” the day

Ifn’ your smart you can go far in the world.

And ifn’ your not……..

You can still go, but just not there?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 02:07:00 PM | Permalink |

Me like driven’ down the road

Doing 74 in a 65, and what the PLOP you think happened?

WRONG

There was a roll of carpet padding in the road. Yep big old roll of carpet padding. I missed it don’t think the guy behind me did.

Question is

Who the PLOPN’ put it there??????????????????

I know the green things, Yep

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 02:05:00 PM | Permalink |

I stumble downstairs to the

departing guests and done three loads of laundry, B&B in Mexico, in three separate buildings, other responsibilities, Just before, pancakes, to catch up, sitting on the porch with , Watching them work, swordfish steaks, Something is wrong with that picture.........................

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 07:54:00 AM | Permalink |

Temporary innsanity:

Dont' last long nuff......

Nope it dont'

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 07:53:00 AM | Permalink |

Breaking news

Give kids more free playtime, docs urge

Again DUHHHHHHHHHHHH

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 07:51:00 AM | Permalink |

Breaking news

Report: Kids need more time for play

DUHHHHHH!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 07:50:00 AM | Permalink |

"Wearing The Inside Out"

I murmured a vow of silence and now
I don't even hear when I think aloud
Extinguished by light I turn on the night
Wear its darkness with an empty smile

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 07:48:00 AM | Permalink |

Windmills???????????

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun,
but it's sinking

And racing around to come up behind you again

The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older

And shorter of breath and one day closer to death

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 07:43:00 AM | Permalink |

Ground Control to Major Tom

Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue

And there's nothing I can do.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/10/2006 07:39:00 AM | Permalink |

1...2..........3.shit whats after 3?

Okay, today kind of sucked. North Korea blew the big one. I found out the green things don’t like me. And Jack don’t want to go to hell? So what you going to do? I know

Hug Sunshine…………..

Works for me

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 10:12:00 PM | Permalink |

SUNSHINE........................

What I love to wake up next to.

YEP, ME DO

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 05:06:00 PM | Permalink |

Moon Unit

Apart from the novelty of her and her siblings' names, she first came to public attention at the age of 14, in 1982, as a vocalist on her father's hit single Valley Girl.

The song featured Moon Unit Zappa delivering a monologue in 'val-speak', a collection of slang terms popular in the San Fernando Valley, in Los Angeles.
Valley Girl was Frank Zappa's only top 40 hit in the United States, and popularized phrases such as "Grody to the max" and "Gag me with a spoon".

The song appeared on Zappa's 1982 album Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch.

Dude I miss you, yep me do, rest easy bro.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 05:00:00 PM | Permalink |

Guess what dude

Gots' like paint on my hands.

What up with that, dude?

Dum ass you was like painting. God what a PLOPN' fool.

Really, me thunks'

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 04:57:00 PM | Permalink |

Think I saw a ..........................

Green thing???????????????

COOL DUDE

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 04:56:00 PM | Permalink |

The good things bout a day off

I can sleep in, ifn' sunshine lets me

I can talk to old timen' dude

I can be mean to first mate

I can do what I want

And cause it's Monday........

No one can stop me.................

PLOPN' COOL DUDE

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 04:51:00 PM | Permalink |

News flash dude

For those of you that don't know...........

The green things are coming.

YEP!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 04:48:00 PM | Permalink |

Dam it...............

The green things are eatn' my brain.

Sucks dude

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 04:40:00 PM | Permalink |

From Time....again get the plopn' two bye four

North Korea Calls the U.S. Bluff

Washington has said it won't tolerate a North Korean nuclear weapon. Now, the question is whether that intolerance can be enforced
By TONY KARON

North Korea's announcement of a successful underground detonation of a nuclear weapon has called Washington's bluff. President Bush had long warned that the U.S. will not "tolerate" a nuclear-armed North Korea, and just last week his chief negotiator with the hermit regime, Christopher Hill, warned that Pyongyang would have to choose between having nuclear weapons and having a future. Monday morning's announced test suggests that Kim Jong-il has decided to test Washington's "or else."

Seem's clear to me the plopn' fool does not get it (Tony). He want's to dump on Bush and could care less about what the North Korea's did. Sorry could not read any more of his plopn' bull. Martha, Martha, come here.............

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 03:28:00 PM | Permalink |

Oh PLOPN' Plop (Or something like that.... me thunks)

They are using the same failed policies with Iran.

Just PLOPN’ PRICESLESS,

Dude, forget the two bye four get the hammer.

Thanks

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 03:24:00 PM | Permalink |

Guess what dude

The U.N.’s policies on North Korea have worked.

Yep, they testd’ the big one.

Way to go ass hats. Two bye four to the head.

Thanks

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/09/2006 03:19:00 PM | Permalink |

Way to cool dude

Check it out dude......

http://www.picturecloud.com/index.php

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/08/2006 02:25:00 PM | Permalink |

From Time

Posted Friday, Oct. 06, 2006Written last month, this straightforward account of life in Iraq by a Marine officer was initially sent just to a small group of family and friends. His honest but wry narration and unusually frank dissection of the mission contrasts sharply with the story presented by both sides of the Iraq war debate, the Pentagon spin masters and fierce critics. Perhaps inevitably, the "Letter from Iraq" moved quickly beyond the small group of acquaintances and hit the inboxes of retired generals, officers in the Pentagon, and staffers on Capitol Hill. TIME's Sally B. Donnelly first received a copy three weeks ago but only this week was able to track down the author and verify the document's authenticity. The author wishes to remain anonymous but has allowed us to publish it here - with a few judicious omissions.

All: I haven't written very much from Iraq. There's really not much to write about. More exactly, there's not much I can write about because practically everything I do, read or hear is classified military information or is depressing to the point that I'd rather just forget about it, never mind write about it. The gaps in between all of that are filled with the pure tedium of daily life in an armed camp. So it's a bit of a struggle to think of anything to put into a letter that's worth reading. Worse, this place just consumes you. I work 18-20-hour days, every day. The quest to draw a clear picture of what the insurgents are up to never ends. Problems and frictions crop up faster than solutions. Every challenge demands a response. It's like this every day. Before I know it, I can't see straight, because it's 0400 and I've been at work for 20 hours straight, somehow missing dinner again in the process. And once again I haven't written to anyone. It starts all over again four hours later. It's not really like Ground Hog Day, it's more like a level from Dante's Inferno.

Rather than attempting to sum up the last seven months, I figured I'd just hit the record-setting highlights of 2006 in Iraq. These are among the events and experiences I'll remember best.

Worst Case of Déjà Vu - I thought I was familiar with the feeling of déjà vu until I arrived back here in Fallujah in February. The moment I stepped off of the helicopter, just as dawn broke, and saw the camp just as I had left it ten months before - that was déjà vu. Kind of unnerving. It was as if I had never left. Same work area, same busted desk, same chair, same computer, same room, same creaky rack, same... everything. Same everything for the next year. It was like entering a parallel universe. Home wasn't 10,000 miles away, it was a different lifetime.

Most Surreal Moment - Watching Marines arrive at my detention facility and unload a truck load of flex-cuffed midgets. 26 to be exact. We had put the word out earlier in the day to the Marines in Fallujah that we were looking for Bad Guy X, who was described as a midget. Little did I know that Fallujah was home to a small community of midgets, who banded together for support since they were considered as social outcasts. The Marines were anxious to get back to the midget colony to bring in the rest of the midget suspects, but I called off the search, figuring Bad Guy X was long gone on his short legs after seeing his companions rounded up by the giant infidels.

Most Profound Man in Iraq - an unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area replied "Yes, you."

Worst City in al-Anbar Province - Ramadi, hands down. The provincial capital of 400,000 people. Lots and lots of insurgents killed in there since we arrived in February. Every day is a nasty gun battle. They blast us with giant bombs in the road, snipers, mortars and small arms. We blast them with tanks, attack helicopters, artillery, our snipers (much better than theirs), and every weapon that an infantryman can carry. Every day. Incredibly, I rarely see Ramadi in the news. We have as many attacks out here in the west as Baghdad. Yet, Baghdad has 7 million people, we have just 1.2 million. Per capita, al-Anbar province is the most violent place in Iraq by several orders of magnitude. I suppose it was no accident that the Marines were assigned this area in 2003.

Bravest Guy in al-Anbar Province - Any Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician (EOD Tech). How'd you like a job that required you to defuse bombs in a hole in the middle of the road that very likely are booby-trapped or connected by wire to a bad guy who's just waiting for you to get close to the bomb before he clicks the detonator? Every day. Sanitation workers in New York City get paid more than these guys. Talk about courage and commitment.

Second Bravest Guy in al-Anbar Province - It's a 20,000-way tie among all these Marines and Soldiers who venture out on the highways and through the towns of al-Anbar every day, not knowing if it will be their last - and for a couple of them, it will be.

Worst E-Mail Message - "The Walking Blood Bank is Activated. We need blood type A+ stat." I always head down to the surgical unit as soon as I get these messages, but I never give blood - there's always about 80 Marines in line, night or day.

Biggest Surprise - Iraqi Police. All local guys. I never figured that we'd get a police force established in the cities in al-Anbar. I estimated that insurgents would kill the first few, scaring off the rest. Well, insurgents did kill the first few, but the cops kept on coming. The insurgents continue to target the police, killing them in their homes and on the streets, but the cops won't give up. Absolutely incredible tenacity. The insurgents know that the police are far better at finding them than we are - and they are finding them. Now, if we could just get them out of the habit of beating prisoners to a pulp...

Greatest Vindication - Stocking up on outrageous quantities of Diet Coke from the chow hall in spite of the derision from my men on such hoarding, then having a 122mm rocket blast apart the giant shipping container that held all of the soda for the chow hall. Yep, you can't buy experience.

Biggest Mystery - How some people can gain weight out here. I'm down to 165 lbs. Who has time to eat? Second Biggest Mystery - if there's no atheists in foxholes, then why aren't there more people at Mass every Sunday?

Favorite Iraqi TV Show - Oprah. I have no idea. They all have satellite TV.

Coolest Insurgent Act - Stealing almost $7 million from the main bank in Ramadi in broad daylight, then, upon exiting, waving to the Marines in the combat outpost right next to the bank, who had no clue of what was going on. The Marines waved back. Too cool.

Most Memorable Scene - In the middle of the night, on a dusty airfield, watching the better part of a battalion of Marines packed up and ready to go home after over six months in al-Anbar, the relief etched in their young faces even in the moonlight. Then watching these same Marines exchange glances with a similar number of grunts loaded down with gear file past - their replacements. Nothing was said. Nothing needed to be said.

Highest Unit Re-enlistment Rate - Any outfit that has been in Iraq recently. All the danger, all the hardship, all the time away from home, all the horror, all the frustrations with the fight here - all are outweighed by the desire for young men to be part of a band of brothers who will die for one another. They found what they were looking for when they enlisted out of high school. Man for man, they now have more combat experience than any Marines in the history of our Corps.

Most Surprising Thing I Don't Miss - Beer. Perhaps being half-stunned by lack of sleep makes up for it.

Worst Smell - Porta-johns in 120-degree heat - and that's 120 degrees outside of the porta-john.

Highest Temperature - I don't know exactly, but it was in the porta-johns. Needed to re-hydrate after each trip to the loo.

Biggest Hassle - High-ranking visitors. More disruptive to work than a rocket attack. VIPs demand briefs and "battlefield" tours (we take them to quiet sections of Fallujah, which is plenty scary for them). Our briefs and commentary seem to have no effect on their preconceived notions of what's going on in Iraq. Their trips allow them to say that they've been to Fallujah, which gives them an unfortunate degree of credibility in perpetuating their fantasies about the insurgency here.

Biggest Outrage - Practically anything said by talking heads on TV about the war in Iraq, not that I get to watch much TV. Their thoughts are consistently both grossly simplistic and politically slanted. Biggest Offender: Bill O'Reilly.

Best Intel Work - Finding Jill Carroll's kidnappers - all of them. I was mighty proud of my guys that day. I figured we'd all get the Christian Science Monitor for free after this, but none have showed up yet.

Saddest Moment - Having an infantry battalion commander hand me the dog tags of one of my Marines who had just been killed while on a mission with his unit. Hit by a 60mm mortar. He was a great Marine. I felt crushed for a long time afterward. His picture now hangs at the entrance to our section area. We'll carry it home with us when we leave in February.

Best Chuck Norris Moment - 13 May. Bad Guys arrived at the government center in a small town to kidnap the mayor, since they have a problem with any form of government that does not include regular beheadings and women wearing burqahs. There were seven of them. As they brought the mayor out to put him in a pick-up truck to take him off to be beheaded (on video, as usual), one of the Bad Guys put down his machine gun so that he could tie the mayor's hands. The mayor took the opportunity to pick up the machine gun and drill five of the Bad Guys. The other two ran away. One of the dead Bad Guys was on our top twenty wanted list. Like they say, you can't fight City Hall.

Worst Sound - That crack-boom off in the distance that means an IED or mine just went off. You just wonder who got it, hoping that it was a near miss rather than a direct hit. Hear it practically every day.

Second Worst Sound - Our artillery firing without warning. The howitzers are pretty close to where I work. Believe me, outgoing sounds a lot like incoming when our guns are firing right over our heads. They'd about knock the fillings out of your teeth.

Only Thing Better in Iraq Than in the U.S. - Sunsets. Spectacular. It's from all the dust in the air.

Proudest Moment - It's a tie every day, watching our Marines produce phenomenal intelligence products that go pretty far in teasing apart Bad Guy operations in al-Anbar. Every night Marines and Soldiers are kicking in doors and grabbing Bad Guys based on intelligence developed by our guys. We rarely lose a Marine during these raids, they are so well-informed of the objective. A bunch of kids right out of high school shouldn't be able to work so well, but they do.

Happiest Moment - Well, it wasn't in Iraq. There are no truly happy moments here. It was back in California when I was able to hold my family again while home on leave during July.

Most Common Thought - Home. Always thinking of home, of my great wife and the kids. Wondering how everyone else is getting along. Regretting that I don't write more. Yep, always thinking of home.

I hope you all are doing well. If you want to do something for me, kiss a cop, flush a toilet, and drink a beer. I'll try to write again before too long - I promise.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/08/2006 01:58:00 PM | Permalink |

I gave can you?????

How To Donate To The Williams Family

Fund has been established for his wife, and three children

People wishing to make donations to the Matt Williams Family Trust Fund can do so in the following ways:

Go to any Wachovia Bank branch in Polk County and make a donation to the

"Matt Williams Family Trust Fund."

Mail your donation check, made out to the

"Matt Williams Family Trust Fund,"

to: Wachovia Bank c/o Marilyn Watson
203 Avenue A
Winter Haven, FL 33881

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/01/2006 03:38:00 PM | Permalink |

Kill a COP in Florida............

LAKELAND, Fla. — Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, killing the suspect, according to an autopsy released by the sheriff's office.

Angilo Freeland — who was suspected of fatally shooting the deputy after being pulled over for speeding Thursday — was hit 68 times by the SWAT team members' shots, the examination released Saturday showed.

He also was suspected of wounding a deputy and killing a police dog.

Hell, down here I think they were more pissd' that the he shoot the dog. May just be me?

Word to the wise, don't PLOP with a FLA COP, or his DOG.

GET YOU DEAD FAST.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/01/2006 03:12:00 PM | Permalink |

Tropical Storm Xangsane Batters Vietnam

DANANG, Vietnam -- Tropical Storm Xangsane barreled across central Vietnam on Sunday, leaving at least six people dead, hundreds injured and tens of thousands of homes damaged, officials said.

Heavy rains are expected to continue for several days and could unleash floods and landslides across the region, national weather center director Bui Minh Tang said.

Dude why can't they come up with good names for them?????????????

I don't know, how bout' MICHAEL?????

Works for me, dude.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/01/2006 03:06:00 PM | Permalink |

New top side on the tree house

Dude it sucks if you try and sleep when they do it.

Sucks dude, really sucks.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

10/01/2006 03:03:00 PM | Permalink |

Watchman's Soap Box

31 October 2006

Mr. Kerry

OKAY

Sunshine

Mr. Kerry

Dude still PLOPN" PISSED

Last time, ASS HAT

Joh Kerry

You know

Martha get the

What did he say????????????

"Well, isn't that precious."

Me going to do like puppy

Today only, for........ like............. free

He feels bad, but that happen's, why do you care?

Hit me with a stick then.................

Sit down and shut up

Down at Joe's garage

BOO

Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

30 October 2006

Just so you know

Sunshine has.......

Did I tell you.........

Me have, like

Sunshine's dog is................

Random Blog

1 + 2 =

24 October 2006

7, 8

Check it out, dude

I gots me a new...........

ECW on SciFi..........

22 October 2006

Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael Monsoor

Ifn’ me thinks to long me head hurts.

Did I sleep thru the memo?

Question number one????????

Yard Bird

Me thinks

Moon Unit

Dude

Dude what up?

17 October 2006

Thanks Dude

Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael Monsoor

10 October 2006

Me was thunked’

Don’t run with scissors, cuzzzzz

Please hold

God bless you

Fact “o” the day

Me like driven’ down the road

I stumble downstairs to the

Temporary innsanity:

Breaking news

Breaking news

"Wearing The Inside Out"

Windmills???????????

Ground Control to Major Tom

09 October 2006

1...2..........3.shit whats after 3?

SUNSHINE........................

Moon Unit

Guess what dude

Think I saw a ..........................

The good things bout a day off

News flash dude

Dam it...............

From Time....again get the plopn' two bye four

Oh PLOPN' Plop (Or something like that.... me thunks)

Guess what dude

08 October 2006

Way to cool dude

From Time

01 October 2006

I gave can you?????

Kill a COP in Florida............

Tropical Storm Xangsane Batters Vietnam