Watchman's Soap Box: July 2006

Cindy Lee Miller Sheehan, say what dude?

Dude, sorry Casey! I think your MOM done did lost it.

Rest well. I thank you for your service.

If you think I have lost it, check this out

http://www.gsfp.org/

What a bunch of bull. Sorry dude

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/30/2006 05:10:00 PM | Permalink |

John Wayne

I did not know him. But plop he was one cool dude.

Watchn’ Green Beret, dude rocks.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/30/2006 01:30:00 PM | Permalink |

America runs on “DUNKIN”

So says my TV.

Think I missed that memo……

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/30/2006 01:28:00 PM | Permalink |

F1

Dude not seen a race in like 2 years.

Still cool.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/30/2006 09:14:00 AM | Permalink |

Because one Tanker Brother is worth (at least) TEN Sean Penns!

Okay, here's the deal:

In light of the stupid "Rolling Fast" Stunt that the Crazy Hollywood Left and Code Pinko have come up with, we here at the Tanker Brothers have decided to come up with our own version:

"The 2006 Tanker Brothers Rolling Victory Fast!"

But we need your help: pledge to fast for one day. Just one single day to show your support for those of us who would stand in Crazy Cindy's way. Support us like this: we're proposing a "Rolling Fast", Hollywood Style. I'll kick it off: I will pledge to fast for the first day (we'll kick this off on Sunday, 9 July 2006), and hand it off to someone, Sean Penn-style.

Days are still open. Let's all help the Tank out.

K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/30/2006 08:57:00 AM | Permalink |

Get it, got it, good

Me drinks Bud Light, smokes Marlboro lights 100’s, and I fart.

That’s me

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/29/2006 11:55:00 PM | Permalink |

Stress

Me has, you know, like a lot of that...............

Want some?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/29/2006 10:56:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude

Death sucks, really I think it does.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/29/2006 10:49:00 PM | Permalink |

What to do?

I know …………

Take a nap.

Works for me dude.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/29/2006 10:47:00 PM | Permalink |

A moment of silence please a WIREDAWG has passed

Burton L. “Burt” Holbert“

Welcome home, my child…you have fought the good fight of faith…you have run your race…well done, thy good and faithful servant!” were the words that greeted Burt Holbert as he went home to be with his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, on Tuesday, July 18, 2006.

Burton “Burt” L. Holbert of Panama City was born on March 19, 1947 in Honesdale, Pennsylvania. A career serviceman, he served 24 years with the United States Air Force prior to retiring. He then became re-employed in civil service at Tyndall Air Force Base, where he continued to be employed.

An active member of Cornerstone Family Fellowship, Burt’s welcoming smile – that greeted you long before he spoke will always be remembered and will be missed by all.

Left to cherish his memory are – his loving wife, Darlene, son, Karl, wife Monica, of Austin, Texas, daughter, Darnette of Smyrna, Georgia, mother, Dorothy Henderson, brothers, Richard Henderson and John Henderson all of Honesdale, Pennsylvania, brother, Thomas Holbert of Rockledge, Florida, sisters, Terri Wolfe of Charlotte, North Carolina and Jill Reyman of Jacksonville, Florida. Also, Burt and Darlene’s special “adopted” family, Mark and Michele Baughman, Matthew, Micah, Malachi and Marcus of New Mexico.

Burt’s family was his heart and they all know they were loved and treasured beyond measure. Burt’s love for his Lord Jesus Christ was evident in his daily walk to all his friends, co-workers, family, and even strangers. While having a medical procedure that involved a chest x-ray, he startled the technician by asking her “do you see Jesus in there?” Confused she questioned him and he replied, “well, you know that’s where He lives!” A gentle, humble man, giving, helping, reaching out to others was Burt’s joy. Whether friend or stranger, it mattered not; he just saw the need and desired to help. If Burt were here today, he would tell us all to “pay it forward…pass it on.”

A celebration of Burt’s life will be held on Saturday, July 22, 2006, 11:00 A.M., at Cornerstone Family Fellowship (122 Airport Road), with pastors Greg and Lecia Aldridge and Gregory Westermeyer officiating. A reception will follow at the church. *In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to “Cornerstone Family Fellowship – Mission Fund”.

He will be missed

Sucks dude, just sucks. What can I say......

SUCKS DUDE, I miss you.

And thank you for our talks, they helped.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/29/2006 10:37:00 PM | Permalink |

Day 4 of the land of the big bright light

Jury still out dude.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/27/2006 04:18:00 PM | Permalink |

They can kill you

But they won't eat you. Unless "they" are the

IRS

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/27/2006 04:14:00 PM | Permalink |

Things that suck about working in the land of the bright lite

I have to shave.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/24/2006 07:20:00 PM | Permalink |

Miss you Sunshine

Thats it baby. Miss you. Yes I do. Miss you.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/24/2006 07:19:00 PM | Permalink |

CBS Evening New

Dude what is going on? Not seen the “evening news” in a long time. Guess I should think the world is going to hell in a hand basket.

Just not getn' it dude.

I mean I am sitting on the bench, the group “W” bench (not the W you think) playing with the pencils and filling out the forms.

Sorry, where was I?

The news they try and sale is such a joke. Anyone with more brain cells than me could see it. And yes I have one, K?

I will check the rest of them out before I quit watchn’ them. Hell who knows…………………

PIGS COULD HAVE WINGS

I been on the dark side that long?

You think?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/24/2006 07:13:00 PM | Permalink |

Day one of the world of the big bright light

Jury is still out. Me thinking bout it.

Ouch that hurt dude

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/24/2006 03:45:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude what the PLOP?

Did I like sleep through an eclipse or something? Me going to the land of the big yellow light, and getting the weekends off.

What up with that?

Life is getting to good, me thinks the green thing’s are going to get me.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/21/2006 01:04:00 PM | Permalink |

SAD, SAD NEWS AWAITED ME IN THE MAILBOX TODAY

I do regret to inform you though that the scarab magnet was delivered in several pieces…….

Good news

I gave him a decent burial.

What you waiting for, help the guy out. NOW

Blatheration

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/21/2006 10:57:00 AM | Permalink |

Oh, and

Sunshine is thinking about letting me move in with her.

WAY TOO PLOPN' COOL

Life is way to good to me.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/20/2006 10:29:00 AM | Permalink |

Funny

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation "

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, whichknocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied..........."Your horse called."

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/20/2006 10:23:00 AM | Permalink |

Yo-Yo-Yo, check this out

Me might be going back to the land of……………

Bright lights., Plopn’ cool dude.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/20/2006 10:15:00 AM | Permalink |

Tropical Storm Beryl

Two down, how many till we get to me?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/19/2006 10:06:00 AM | Permalink |

Should I be afraid, or what?

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/19/2006 09:57:00 AM | Permalink |

One week only

Yep, one week only.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 04:43:00 PM | Permalink |

Green things

Gots to love them.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 04:33:00 PM | Permalink |

Me get ride of stuff.............

Want some?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 12:38:00 PM | Permalink |

I wear a size

9 1/2 Shoe

Cool Dude

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 08:30:00 AM | Permalink |

Me no like

Sunshine waken' up before me. Nope. She dont wake me up. Not like that. Yes I were tierd. But I love our time together. So wake me up. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 08:25:00 AM | Permalink |

Site of the day, is

Google

Cuzz you can search for, BAT SHIT?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 08:21:00 AM | Permalink |

I Miss..................

Sunshine, Moon unit, First Mate, Puppy.

Oh, yes suck up too

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 08:18:00 AM | Permalink |

What the PLOP dude

In my mail box today:

Pre- Approval Notice for:

Ms Joann B%$#&^(*

Dude she died. She gone. Stop sending her mail. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 08:12:00 AM | Permalink |

Questions

Gots lots.

Answers, few

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 08:07:00 AM | Permalink |

Me drinks

Bud Light

Gots to watch my waist line, you know.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 08:05:00 AM | Permalink |

Snakes on planes?

Plop that I got snakes in me bathroom.

Count now 3?

Life is so good to me.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/18/2006 07:52:00 AM | Permalink |

Mideast bullshit, Bro's take on it all.................

You want to PLOP with? Dude thats a can of whoop ass you dont want.

Game on, you started it. Dont cry when I kick your ass.

K

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/17/2006 04:06:00 PM | Permalink |

Question

Ifn’ you could go away to another planet, were all is good, everyone is happy. But you could only take one person with you. Would you, and who you going to take.

Think hard.

Me don’t know. Hard to make that call.

But green things taste good. Yep they do.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/15/2006 04:55:00 PM | Permalink |

What the PLOP?

Background: S. 2611

The Senate has, no doubt, been emboldened by the President's vocal support for their "comprehensive" approach to immigration reform (S. 2611), despite recent articles and votes that reveal their real priority: to create an endless supply of cheap, foreign labor in the United States.

The Washington Times reported on July 13, 2006, that the Senate bill "would require that foreign construction laborers here under the guest-worker program be paid well above the minimum wage, even as American workers at the same work site could earn less." Click here to read the entire article.

Meanwhile, the Senate recently voted against funding the 370 miles of new fencing along the southern border that they included in S. 2611. While the Senate may have voted for the fences (half as much as the House bill proposes), they apparently have no intention funding it. Click here to read more.

NumbersUSA

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/15/2006 10:12:00 AM | Permalink |

You might be right

I could be crazy.

Louis Hunt, Sorry dude. Run, run fast

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/14/2006 01:27:00 PM | Permalink |

Ding dong, the witch is gone.

I noticed your resume on Monster and was wondering if you were interested in the following position below, if you are interested or know someone who might be a good fit, please respond via email with an updated resume in Word format

Best Regards

Telecommunication Engineer Opportunity 7 Months Palm Bay Florida Experience includes:

Job Qualifications: Engineer must have a background in telecommunications design from DS-0 up to OC-192. Experience working for or with Telecommunications Carriers and knowledge of Frame Relay and ATM networks is required

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/14/2006 01:25:00 PM | Permalink |

Un plug my

Head

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/14/2006 01:23:00 PM | Permalink |

Hold on, wait, wait..............

Green light, red light?

It's me, Alan.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/14/2006 01:19:00 PM | Permalink |

The Final Cut

Robin Williams (2004) A man who assembles films from people's memory chips.

You know one memory, one, thought. remember, you have 5 minutes.

Puppy shakes?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/14/2006 01:11:00 PM | Permalink |

The leyyetr of the day

Dude I dont fel a thing.

Vooee tis polps, mr tjumked,what ever

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 11:35:00 PM | Permalink |

Old dude rocks

He gave me drugs and crazy women gave back my puppy.

Cool dude

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 09:01:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude

Not a good day.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 06:21:00 PM | Permalink |

News Flash

K ready,here it is,

my back hurts. Dude my back hurts.

Thats it.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 06:16:00 PM | Permalink |

My back hurts

And I miss sunshine. PLOP it just PLOP it.

Me back hurts, bad. Dude like really, really bad. Get the hammer.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 05:29:00 PM | Permalink |

Good news

Me landlord going to pick out some new carpet this weekend. Me been living in hell for a month. But my landlord has got my back.

PLOPN' COOL DUDE

Not mad, not upset. Just dont give a PLOP.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 05:23:00 PM | Permalink |

Long back cloud is coming down

Feeling like I am knocking on heavens door.
Not if I am dead? Dude what up with that?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 03:11:00 PM | Permalink |

Dont get me wrong

Life is good. I like it. OK, thanks. Pea's and dirt cake for all. And some green stuff for the little ones.

Did you know my back hurts, you knew that, right?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 02:47:00 PM | Permalink |

Just to let you know.........

Next time you try and kill me, get it right. K?

Not that hard of a thing to do. Hit me in the head with a stick Whats so hard bout that?

Really, HEAD, STICK. Come on. Not that hard.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 02:39:00 PM | Permalink |

Sorry, not right today.

It’s my anniversary. And I still miss her. Sucks bad dude. Life goes on, grass grows, hearts heal, green things, do what green things do. Hurt’s bad. Hell what you going to do? I know…………

Puppy shakes?

Man you know if life was not so much fun, I think I might take a nap. Dude did I say my back hurts? It does.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 02:30:00 PM | Permalink |

Sup??

My back still hurts. But green stuff is good.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 02:05:00 PM | Permalink |

Free kick

Two points? He shoots, he scores, the fans, go wild. Then we eat chicken soap. Dude, life is good.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 01:49:00 PM | Permalink |

Me back still hurts

Sucks, really, it does. Did I say my back hurts, think I did.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 01:45:00 PM | Permalink |

Isreal

Dude have you not got it through your head.

They dont' PLOPN' AROUND.

So STOP PLOPN' WTH THEM

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 11:43:00 AM | Permalink |

Dude

You think I take a nap, things would be better?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 11:20:00 AM | Permalink |

Todays news

Not good. Think they are going to put Barbaro down. Sucks. John Bolten, we think? Iran? Anything on Iran? You know , I just dont get it. Really I dont. Me like to wake up and be happy. What's so PLOPN' hard bout that?

Really, me dont get it.

Slow that way, but I can hope.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 11:04:00 AM | Permalink |

Red dye number 3

Peace and much love, me go nap.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 10:16:00 AM | Permalink |

It's 10:10 AM

You know where your remote is?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 10:14:00 AM | Permalink |

I miss

Sunshine, puppy, first mate, moon unit, and............

RED CHEWTOYS

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 10:11:00 AM | Permalink |

It’s about trust

Guess that’s right. Don’t know how you could do without it. So, who to trust?

I know, trust the man that wears the star.

Works for me.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 10:09:00 AM | Permalink |

Rain is wet

And my back hurts.

PLOPN' FUN DUDE, REALLY LOTS OF FUN.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 09:28:00 AM | Permalink |

The following movie is rated PG

Thats it. Me go run in the road now.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 08:19:00 AM | Permalink |

Shit

My left foot has 5 toes too.

What up with that?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 08:18:00 AM | Permalink |

Dude

My right foot has 5 toes. Is that right?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 08:16:00 AM | Permalink |

Word of the day

"TOOTS"

Dont know what up with that.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 08:14:00 AM | Permalink |

Materazzi insulted my mother and sister

Zidane said: "I would like to apologise because a lot of children were watching the match. I do apologise but I don't regret my behaviour because regretting it would mean he was right to say what he said.

"There was no tension with Materazzi before or during the match. He just put his hand on to my shirt and I told him to stop. I told him that if he wanted it I could give it to him at the end of the match.

"Then he said very harsh words to me and repeated them several times. I left but then I went back towards him and things went very fast. The words he said concerned my mother and sister. I heard them once, then twice, and the third time I couldn't control myself.

"I am a man and some words are harder to hear than actions. I would have rather been knocked down than hear that."

Materazzi, who scored Italy's equaliser which took the match into extra-time, reiterated that he had not insulted former Real Madrid midfielder Zidane's mother, who had been taken ill on the day of the final in Berlin.

He said: "I didn't mention anything about religion, politics or racism. I didn't insult his mother. I lost my mother when I was 15 years old and still get emotional when I talk about it.

"Naturally, I didn't know that his mother was in hospital but I wish her all the best. Zidane is my hero and I have always admired him a lot."

So.. me still lost 50 bucks. The French suck. And the sun ries and the sun sets.

Life is good.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 08:08:00 AM | Permalink |

On this day in history

I am sure I crapped in my diaper, ran in to a wall, eat a worm, feel down, ran, walked, sleep, talked, saw the sun, and maybe I had fun.

Me thinks so. What you do?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 07:53:00 AM | Permalink |

Ever think about?

The number 3? I do. Cool, me like way to smart.

You think?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 07:47:00 AM | Permalink |

Ranch dressing and Jam

Not good on pizza or socks. Just so you know. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/13/2006 07:43:00 AM | Permalink |

Snakes on planes??????????

Run hide.

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Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/12/2006 08:55:00 AM | Permalink |

ROCKS

Thats it.

COOL

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Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/12/2006 08:29:00 AM | Permalink |

Vacation picture

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Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/12/2006 07:45:00 AM | Permalink |

TED KOPPEL

What a dick head. He said we were not respecting the prisoners at Gitmo.
How, you ask. Get this

We don’t salute them.

What a PLOPN' DICK HEAD.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/12/2006 07:37:00 AM | Permalink |

SEN. Arlen Specter

Dude shut up and color.

Thanks

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Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 03:02:00 PM | Permalink |

C-SPAN

Get the bat. Hit me in the head. Then, I don’t know. Hit me in the head again. Don’t get me wrong I love my country. But come on. These guys suck. Really, Guess I should take a nap. Maybe then they might get a clue. Don’t think so.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 02:59:00 PM | Permalink |

Sleep well all

Final vote 71 Yea 200 Nay

Still don’t know what its about. But the Nays have it.

Cool I think. Wait there is no time remaining, but they are still voting. Me go nap. Peace all. When they count the votes, mine is.....

WHAT EVER

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 02:35:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude, send the life boats!!!!!!!!!!!

They have a C-SPAN, not C-SPAN2???????????

What up with that? Now I have, like two channels to like, make my head hurt.

Get this:

Brekley of Nevada Amendment on Agreeing to the Amendment?

Vote now……………Hold your breaths

8 Yea 16 Nay

Time remaining 7:18

This is like way to much for my head. Can someone, I don’t know, make it stop?

Thanks

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 02:30:00 PM | Permalink |

Oh by the way

THE FRENCH SUCK!!!!!!!!

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Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 02:08:00 PM | Permalink |

Wait it could be.............

The yellow thing?

Hell I dont know. Do you?

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Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 02:06:00 PM | Permalink |

On a good day............

Me no hurt. Hope it's a good day. Yep I do.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 02:04:00 PM | Permalink |

Green thing, red thing, white thing?

Think I will pick the dead thing?

Say what?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 02:02:00 PM | Permalink |

Great news! We have found new jobs matching your job search agent criteria!

Sucks that it is in Dallas.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 02:00:00 PM | Permalink |

News Flash

Sun rise, sun sets.

Yep it does.

Cool

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 09:38:00 AM | Permalink |

Movie Beat

Yes I know I don’t go see them. But I hear there is one about

“SNAKES ON PLANES”

I got an idea, how bout ‘SOCKS ON FEET”?

Just checking.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 09:11:00 AM | Permalink |

Sunshine came up with a good one today

Ifn’ I sleep over and she has to work in the morning, I gots’ to make breakfast. I can hang with that. Pop the top, light one up. Not that hard.

See you at the breakfast table baby.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 09:04:00 AM | Permalink |

Big news story of the day

The head butt in the big game. Now they are sayn’ the Italian said something about the dude’s mom. Don’t know, don’t care I lost 50 bucks. Sucks to be me. Really. I will never live this one down. Sucks, really sucks.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 08:58:00 AM | Permalink |

Watchn’ the grass grow

Life is so PLOPN’ good

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Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 08:56:00 AM | Permalink |

Fox News (Or as Big John calls it, the Nazi channel)

Fair and Balanced? Don’t think so. But which news is? They all have an agenda, they all tell half truths, and they all are in business to make money. So what you going to do?
I know C-SPAN2.

Dude hit me in the head with a red chew toy.

Thanks, you make me day. Really you do, all of you.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/11/2006 08:54:00 AM | Permalink |

Oh I forgot to tell you.........

LIFE IS SOO PLOPN' GOOD, DUDE!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/10/2006 12:55:00 PM | Permalink |

And now for something completely different………..

For anyone who reads this thingy long nuff, you know I have done did lost it. For all you new readers, get over it. So that said, here we go.

Religion:

Yep, I am going there. Don’t care what yours is, and I am sure you don’t care what mine is. So why does it cause so many problems?

I have hit my head on the wall more than once, tryn’ to figure it out. Looked into a lot of them. Understand some. Lost on others. Does that make me your enemy, don’t know? I guess we all need to believe in something. What we choose to believe in is, I think a private matter. It should not be pushed on others; it should not be imposed on others.

I think all religions say the same thing

“LIVE AND LET LIVE”

Just wish we all could hear that. So off the soap box for now.

Me believe I is going to have a beer, a smoke, and a nap.

That’s it. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/10/2006 12:41:00 PM | Permalink |

Showtime Free Preview July 7-14

This is whats on:

Tommy 1975

Ghost of Mssissippi 1996

My Life so Far 1999

The kiss 2003

Real Genius 1985

Class 1983

Sam Whisky 1969

Powder 1995

Head 1968

Sheena 1984

Walking Across Egypt 1999

Howards End1992

The Final Cut 2004The Prince & Me 2004

The Norsemen 1978

Cold Turkey 1971

One question:

Is it free cause it sucks, or is it that it sucks cause its free?

Dont loose no sleep over it just a question. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/10/2006 10:48:00 AM | Permalink |

What was I Plonn' thinking?

OK I was not thinking. Me lost 50 BUCKS, Dude. Dam French. I hate them. OK, maybe not hate. I just dont like them, cuzz........

they suck.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/10/2006 10:37:00 AM | Permalink |

North Korea............ say what dude?

Give me and two other guys a chew toy. We will fix the problem. Honest, we could. "W" not doing anything. I dont know ifn' it was not so funny I would be, ??????? dont know? Maybe I should be falling over from the sillyness. Me take nap, maybe they go away. Hope so. Hate to open a can of whoop ass on them, anyway hope your day is going good. Me back hurts. Sucks to be me.

Life is good.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/07/2006 12:44:00 PM | Permalink |

4th of July, late cuzz I was on vacation, K?

The 4th of July is an important day in American history. Yep it is. No getting around that. I had the privilege of spending it with a man that has lived the American dream. I’ll just say that he came to this country and made a life for his family. I was born here and take so much for granted. He worked his ass off to make his life better for his family. He told me a story about his growing up that made me think. I have had it easy. I have so much respect for him. I wish I could be half the man he is.

Dude you ROCK.

And yes sunshine I is talking about your Dad.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/07/2006 11:39:00 AM | Permalink |

Catchy operational code word " Mag-Neato!”

Have you sent the dude some yet?

Get err done, already dudes and dudets. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/07/2006 11:08:00 AM | Permalink |

Oh I forgot

Senator Joe Biden is going to run for President. So far he has a big lead in my book. I mean, come on he has less of a clue than me. How bad of a job could he do? Right?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/07/2006 11:03:00 AM | Permalink |

Me back hurts, sooooooooooo

No puppy shakes today.

Sorry

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/07/2006 10:54:00 AM | Permalink |

Words of wisdom, from a friend

Every day, be thankful for what you have and who you are.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/07/2006 10:51:00 AM | Permalink |

Not making this up. He said it not me!

"In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."

Delaware Senator Joe Biden

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/07/2006 10:42:00 AM | Permalink |

Vacation recap

Dude I had some PLOPN' fun. Lots of fun. Did I say I had fun? You know what? I had fun. Way too much fun. Me still like to go on the rides, drive, sleep in motels, eat fast food, meet new people, and birthdays are cool, even if they are not mine.

FUN, FUN, FUN!

Did I say I had FUN? I did. Cant wait till the next one.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/06/2006 08:34:00 AM | Permalink |

Old timen' people

You know ifn' you shut your mouth and listen to them, you can learn alot.

Soooo...next time your with one

SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/06/2006 08:28:00 AM | Permalink |

I am back, and rested. Watch out, dude!

I wish I had another week. Was just starting to have way, way to much fun. But thats life. Back to the JOB. Life is good.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

7/05/2006 11:02:00 AM | Permalink |

Watchman's Soap Box

30 July 2006

Cindy Lee Miller Sheehan, say what dude?

John Wayne

America runs on “DUNKIN”

F1

Because one Tanker Brother is worth (at least) TEN Sean Penns!

29 July 2006

Get it, got it, good

Stress

Dude

What to do?

A moment of silence please a WIREDAWG has passed

27 July 2006

Day 4 of the land of the big bright light

They can kill you

24 July 2006

Things that suck about working in the land of the bright lite

Miss you Sunshine

CBS Evening New

Day one of the world of the big bright light

21 July 2006

Dude what the PLOP?

SAD, SAD NEWS AWAITED ME IN THE MAILBOX TODAY

20 July 2006

Oh, and

Funny

Yo-Yo-Yo, check this out

19 July 2006

Tropical Storm Beryl

Should I be afraid, or what?

18 July 2006

One week only

Green things

Me get ride of stuff.............

I wear a size

Me no like

Site of the day, is

I Miss..................

What the PLOP dude

Questions

Me drinks

Snakes on planes?

17 July 2006

Mideast bullshit, Bro's take on it all.................

15 July 2006

Question

What the PLOP?

14 July 2006

You might be right

Ding dong, the witch is gone.

Un plug my

Hold on, wait, wait..............

The Final Cut

13 July 2006

The leyyetr of the day

Old dude rocks

Dude

News Flash

My back hurts

Good news

Long back cloud is coming down

Dont get me wrong

Just to let you know.........

Sorry, not right today.

Sup??

Free kick

Me back still hurts

Isreal

Dude

Todays news

Red dye number 3

It's 10:10 AM

I miss

It’s about trust

Rain is wet

The following movie is rated PG

Shit

Dude

Word of the day