Watchman's Soap Box: March 2007

28 March 2007

We miss you Frank

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . again. Hi! . . . It's me again, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . .

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/28/2007 04:25:00 PM | Permalink |

Dumb ass headline of the day

Poverty and technology gap "fuel terror in Africa"

Silly old all this time I thunkded it was TERRORISTS.

But hell I guess all the food and aid that has been sent to them was not enough. Now they want “TECHNOLOGY”. I am sure that’s going to help. NOT!

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/28/2007 04:11:00 PM | Permalink |

You will never and I mean never guess what the U.N. wants us to do now

Circumcision, or so says Kevin de Cock, the WHO's director for HIV/AIDS programmes.

Sorry but I think a man’s penis is none of the U.N.’s business.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/28/2007 04:05:00 PM | Permalink |

San Francisco to ban.......

“Plastic grocery bags”

I had to hide what it is so as not to piss off some wacko leftist pinko commy. Just high light the area and you will see how sick these people are.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/28/2007 03:50:00 PM | Permalink |

New from The Church of Global Warming

And no I am not going to call it Climate change.

ECO-ANXIETY

And you though I was making it up. What a bunch of PLOPN' nut case's.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/28/2007 03:38:00 PM | Permalink |

27 March 2007

Man Law! Bout time someone understood and put into words our friendships!

True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Just so you know dude

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/27/2007 07:49:00 PM | Permalink |

Wednesday Hero

This Weeks Post Was Suggested By Kathi

Billy Hodges

Billy Hodges, kneeling center.

Billy Hodges, who served in the U.S. Army and Texas National Guard between 1971-1979, is not only being profiled for his service, but also for what he's done since then. Mr. Hodges runs an organization based in El Campo, Tx called Hunts For Heroes. They also have chapter in South Carolina , Arkansas , Mississippi , and California and what they do is take soldiers who've been wounded in battle on hunting and fishing trips and other outdoor related activities. All free of charge.

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives so that others may enjoy the freedoms we get to enjoy everyday. For that, I am proud to call them Hero.
We Should Not Only Mourn These Men And Women Who Died, We Should Also Thank God That Such People Lived

This post is part of the Wednesday Hero Blogroll. If you would like to participate in honoring the brave men and women who serve this great country, you can find out how by going here.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/27/2007 07:35:00 PM | Permalink |

The latest from the Church of Global Warming

Sorry Climate change

No more Maple syrup? What next? I know our pets are getting sunburns because of it, or maybe my hair is going to fall out. Yep you heard it here first.

Martha get the 2X4

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/27/2007 05:00:00 PM | Permalink |

Sunshine is bringing home STEAK from the butcher

Note to self:

Life is good

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/27/2007 04:49:00 PM | Permalink |

Tracking tigers provides heart-stopping excitement

From a JEEP?

Sorry don’t see the excitement thing there. Now on foot with just a stick, that’s excitement. But I crazy that way.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/27/2007 04:41:00 PM | Permalink |

Shocking news, well to me anyway

ITT fined $100 million for illegal exports

Manufacturer admits to exporting night vision materials to China, Singapore and Britain without U.S. authorization.

My main problem with this is no one is doing any time for the crime. Just me. U.S. Attorney John Brownlee is happy that $20 million penalty to the State Department. Bet they still increase thier budget request next year.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/27/2007 04:24:00 PM | Permalink |

The 86 rules of Boozing

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.
27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.
30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.
31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.
32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.
33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.
36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender’s guide and browse through all the drinks you’ve never tried.
37. Try one new drink each week.
38. If you are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same goes for him.
39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.
40. If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a cheap ass.
41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.
43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.45. It's okay to drink alone.
46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling”.
47. Nothing screams ' nancy boy' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.
48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.
49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.
50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.
52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.
53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.
56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.
58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.59. If you are broke and a friend is “sporting you”, you must laugh at all his jokes and play wingman when he makes his move.
60. If you are broke and a friend is “making sport of you”, you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.
61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.
62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.
63. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her response.
64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.
65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.
66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, “I'm an idiot.”
67. Never ask a bartender “what's good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.
71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and they’re sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a jackass.
73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.
74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.
77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with “I know this is going to be a hassle, but . . .”
78. When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he’s buying.
79. If you are 86’d, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.
80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.
81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.
83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.
85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.
86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.

I am glad for rule 86. Now that I know there are rules that I will forget. Cuzz I am on numer 4. Life is good.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/27/2007 04:10:00 PM | Permalink |

22 March 2007

The new and still B.S. comprehensive immigration reform bill

Reps. Luis Gutierrez (D-Ill.) and Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) will introduce legislation today that is expected to serve as the basis for a comprehensive immigration reform bill in the House.

Here is the best part for me

Gutierrez, the head of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus’s task force on immigration

Why do we need a guy who is the head of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus’s task force on immigration, dealing with this issue? Why not have an, I don’t know, someone who is the the head of the Congressional American Caucus’s task force on immigration?

Just askn’

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/22/2007 04:35:00 PM | Permalink |

Never thought I would say this

Someone at CNN finally telling the truth.

Dobbs: 'Showdown' really a battle of partisan buffoons

But I am sure it won't last. And I whould have use DUMB%&^'s

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/22/2007 04:15:00 PM | Permalink |

The Goracle try’s and convert another country to the Church Of Global Warming

When the ex-veep testified on the Hill yesterday, he was trailed by hordes of reporters. His arrival was heralded by a front-page New York Times story on how he is "a heartbreak loser turned Oscar boasting Nobel hopeful globe trotting pop culture eminence."

He even has a new nickname: The Goracle.

I tell you these nut case’s just keep getting nuttier.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/22/2007 04:08:00 PM | Permalink |

20 March 2007

Wednesday Hero

This Weeks Soldier Was Suggested By Jenn

Capt. Alan B. Rowe

Capt. Alan B. Rowe
35 years old from Hagerman, Idaho
1st Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center
September 3, 2004

The Perfect Marine. That's how many describe Capt. Alan B. Rowe. Respected and dedicated to the Corps and still able to be a husband and father.

Rowe, who was on his fourth deployment since joining the Corps in 1985, died with two other Marines, Lance Cpl. Nicholas Wilt, 23, of Tampa, Florida, and 1st Lt. Ronald Winchester, 25, of Rockville Center, N.Y., when a remote-controlled explosive device detonated as they returned to their vehicle after inspecting a bridge in Anbar province, near the Syrian border.

"He was a quiet, humble person and extremely polite," his widow, Dawn, recalled from their early days of dating. "He was a traditional type of gentleman. My mom was surprised to meet such a ... perfect-picture Marine." "He did a great job balancing a pretty intense Marine Corps career with also being a great husband and father. He worked extremely hard to balance it." "He was so dedicated to the Marine Corps. He was really driven and believed in what he did. He was a Marineâ€™s Marine. Tall, blond and fit. Kind of the mental image you think of when you think of the Marine Corps."

A week after his death, Capt. Rowe was posthumously promoted to major. He leaves behind his wife and two children.

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives so that others may enjoy the freedoms we get to enjoy everyday. For that, I am proud to call them Hero.
We Should Not Only Mourn These Men And Women Who Died, We Should Also Thank God That Such People Lived

This post is part of the Wednesday Hero Blogroll. If you would like to participate in honoring the brave men and women who serve this great country, you can find out how by going here.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/20/2007 04:11:00 PM | Permalink |

19 March 2007

Houses cheaper than cars in Detroit

My guess UNIONS, could be wrong like always.

But think about it. K?

Sorry link to story here

Dude your slipn'

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/19/2007 05:09:00 PM | Permalink |

"Bong hits 4 Jesus"

Sorry not getting it. I mean really is anyone surprised about this? Our schools have been turned over to some really PINKO, LEFTIST, COMMY SCUM. Maybe not as bad at the High school level, but our Colleges, come on dudes wake up. I would bet a few brews that some teacher put him up to it. But we all know I am never right, Sunshine is.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/19/2007 04:57:00 PM | Permalink |

Them PLOPN' Cannooks are at it again

First they come to our country illegal to do the jobs Americans don’t want to, Wait that’s the Mexicans and such.

Sorry the Cannoocks are tryn’ to kill our pets. What up with that?

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/19/2007 04:54:00 PM | Permalink |

Have the British started the conversion of the World to The Church of Global Warming?

Looks as if we have another new member. Ex-CIA chief says…….

Wait for it………….

Wait for it.......

He advocated an additional tax of about $1 per gallon on gasoline, diesel and other petroleum products in the United States

Martha get the 2X4 PLEASE

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/19/2007 04:46:00 PM | Permalink |

The Green Things are eating the Tree Huggers Brains

"The zoo must kill the bear."

That’s the only thing I can think of for them to say that.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/19/2007 03:48:00 PM | Permalink |

15 March 2007

Last one really, me go night night

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/15/2007 11:12:00 PM | Permalink |

Things that make you go............

It is like a mind trip. I get a lot of hits from China…

What up with that Dude?

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/15/2007 10:54:00 PM | Permalink |

Just cuzz I feel like it

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/15/2007 08:44:00 PM | Permalink |

Dude

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/15/2007 08:43:00 PM | Permalink |

13 March 2007

Wednesday Hero

Almost a month ago, the Wednesday Hero Blogroll received an email from a reader named Mike Gardner that contained something he had written in honor of this country's heroes. He asked that it be considered for a future post. It took almost a month, but here is his tribute.

At The Right Time, We Remember

The honor roll goes back farther than we can remember, it contains names we will never know...

I wasn't there when the American Colonial Army stood winter guard in the snows of Valley Forge wearing bloody rags for boots as they fought for my freedom.

I wasn't there in the war of 1812.

I wasn't in the trenches when the German's seared the lungs of young American men with mustard gas as they fought for my freedom in World War One.

I wasn't at Pearl Harbor when a single Japanese bomb detonated a million pounds of black powder on the Arizona and instantaneously killed over one thousand American sailors preparing to defend my freedom against the Japanese and the Nazis.

I didn't see the bullet riddled bodies of the Americans who died defending my freedom in Korea.

I only vaguely remember the nightly news clips of American soldiers as they carried out our government's orders in the jungles and swamps and tunnels of Vietnam.

I have never been with a family who lost a son or a daughter defending Kuwait, Afghanistan, or Iraq.

I wasn't there with any of them when they suffered as prisoners of war in any of these wars.

I have never been with a family whose child died in a peace time military training exercise.

Not every one of our veterans saw combat. Some were clerks, cooks, mechanics, machinists. Some served during war time, some served during peace time, some serve in peace today, ready for battle tomorrow. Today they prepare for the ongoing war against terrorists. Some gave their lives, some suffered wounds, some saw things that no human should ever have to see, and many did things that no human should ever have to do. And all gave their daily life, for a period of time, while many more gave their time to work in the industries that sustained our veterans.

Not all of those who have protected my freedom were even in the military. Some of them were the firemen, policemen, and paramedics who risked their lives each day, rushing in where most of us would never tread. Some are the doctors and nurses who treat the wounded, and go home and cry for them. Some of them were "just" passengers on commercial airline flights who, with faith in Christ, calmly chose to fight, and die if necessary, rather than let Flight 93 be used as a weapon against their country and their fellow citizens.

When I tried to join the US Air Force, my application was turned down for medical reasons.

Because others were, and will be there, I am privileged to continue to live in the greatest nation the world has ever known and to enjoy the greatest freedoms that any people have ever known.

The honor roll stretches forward to times, and places, and names we will never know...

And so I thank you, veteran, whoever you are, and wherever you are, whenever your service.

Thank you Vet. Thanks Dad. Today, I remember WHY I am free, and I thank you.

I know that when you were asked, at the right time, like Christ, you gave your life for me.

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives so that others may enjoy the freedoms we get to enjoy everyday. For that, I am proud to call them Hero.
We Should Not Only Mourn These Men And Women Who Died, We Should Also Thank God That Such People Lived

This post is part of the Wednesday Hero Blogroll. If you would like to participate in honoring the brave men and women who serve this great country, you can find out how by going here.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/13/2007 04:29:00 PM | Permalink |

Another just check it out, K?

http://globalincidentmap.com/home.php

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/13/2007 04:20:00 PM | Permalink |

Just check it out, K?

www.familywatchdog.us

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/13/2007 04:18:00 PM | Permalink |

Britain on Tuesday became the first country to join the Church of Global Warming….

Wait they call it climate change now, right?

"It is the first time any country has set itself legally binding carbon targets."

I wonder if they can buy carbon offsets from Al Gore?

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/13/2007 04:04:00 PM | Permalink |

WHAT THE PLOP?

President George W. Bush said this today in Mexico

``My pledge to you and your government, but, more importantly, the people of Mexico, is I will work as hard as I possibly can to pass comprehensive immigration reform,''

Martha get the 2X4. He is just not getting it. How the hell can anyone in their right mind tell the people of another country that. He pledges to them and ignores what the people of his country want. ENFORCE THE PLOPN’ LAW.

Don’t think that’s too much to ask. But I live in a dream world of laws and people who break them are punished.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/13/2007 03:51:00 PM | Permalink |

09 March 2007

Just so you know

Disclaimer:

Be it hereby known that this Blog's owner, together with but not excluding all those certain parts thereunto, shall be held unaccountable against all hurt felling, ulcers, broken items, and anything else stupid you do because of something I say, that occur between now and Thursday afternoon shortly before 2, during which time the User will, at no charge to the Owner, be subject to my legion of little people, who will emerge from their caves and engage in rituals designed to cleanse the User of evil spirits.

WARNING: IT MAY BE A VIOLATION OF SOME LAW IF YOU REMOVE A MATRESS TAG AND I CAN NEITHER CONFERM NOR DENIE THE PRESENTS OF NUCLEAR WEAPAONS.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/09/2007 03:54:00 PM | Permalink |

Democrats push for withdrawal date from Iraq

"Our troops are out by no later than August of 2008," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "Only then can we refocus our military efforts on Afghanistan to the extent that we must. We must direct our attention there now."

UN PLOPN’ BELIEVABLE

Does the idiot not know we are in Afghanistan? Cut and run, redeployment, what ever they want to call is just a way of sayn’ you win. I find it hard to believe any America would say those words. Just don’t get it.

MARTHA GET THE 2X4, AND HIT ME, I DON’T KNOW SOMETHING LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES.

PLEASE

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/09/2007 03:45:00 PM | Permalink |

07 March 2007

Where is God?

Not on about 50,000 new George Washington dollar coins.

Was it a mistake or done on purpose?

My guess is……………PUNT

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/07/2007 05:38:00 PM | Permalink |

Breaking news

John Couey was found guilty for the murder of Jessica Lunsford.

What’s next?

My guess is this will drag thru the legal system for years. Prolonging the grief for Mr. Lunsford and his family.

Aren’t' American justice the finest in the world.

Then there is the French

It will now be illegal in France for anyone other that accredited establishment journalists to film or broadcast acts of violence.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/07/2007 05:27:00 PM | Permalink |

THE SENILITY PRAYER:

Grant me the senility to?

Grant me the senility to

forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/07/2007 05:16:00 PM | Permalink |

06 March 2007

Not checked but sounds good to me

WHAT SENATOR JOHN GLENN SAID

Things that make you think a little:

There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January.

In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the Month of January.That's just one American city, About as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.

When some claim that President Bush shouldn't Have started this war, state the following:

A. FDR led us into World War II.

B. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost .. An average of 112,500 per year.

C. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ... An average of 18,334 per year.

D. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.

E. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost . An average of 5,800 per year.

F. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us.

He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three Times by Sudan and did nothing Osama has attacked us on Multiple occasions.

G. In the years since terrorists attacked us , President Bush Has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled Al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who Slaughtered 300,000 of his own people.

The Democrats are complaining About how long the war is taking.

But It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno To take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.

We've been looking for evidence of chemical weapons In Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find The Rose Law Firm billing records.

It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard Than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick.

It took less time to take Iraq than it took To count the votes in Florida!!!!

Our Commander-In- Chief is doing a HARD JOB!

The Military morale is high!

The biased media hopes we are too ignorant To realize the facts But Wait there's more!

JOHN GLENN (ON THE SENATE FLOOR) Mon, 26 Jan 2004 11:13

Some people still don't understand why military personnel Do what they do for a living.

This exchange between Senators John Glenn and Senator Howard Metzenbaum Is worth reading.

Not only is it a pretty impressive Impromptu speech, but it's also a good example of one man's explanation of why men and women in the armed Services do what they do for a living This IS a typical, though sad, example of what Some who have never served think of the military.

Senator Metzenbaum (speaking to Senator Glenn):

"How can you run for Senate When you've never held a real job?"

Senator Glenn (D-Ohio):

"I served 23 years in the United States Marine Corps. I served through two wars.

I flew 149 missions. My plane was hit by anti-aircraft fire on 12 different Occasions.

I was in the space program. It wasn't my Checkbook, Howard; it was my life on the line. It was Not a nine-to-five job, where I took time off to take the Daily cash receipts to the bank."

"I ask you to go with me ... As I went the other day... To a veteran's hospital and look those men ... With their mangled bodies in the eye, and tell THEM they didn't hold a job! You go with me to the Space Program at NASA And go, as I have gone, to the widows and Orphans Of Ed White, Gus Grissom and Roger Chaffee... And you look those kids in the eye and tell them That their DADS didn't hold a job. You go with me on Memorial Day and you stand in Arlington National Cemetery, where I have more friends Buried than I'd like to remember, and you watch Those waving flags You stand there, and you think about this nation, And you tell ME that those people didn't have a job?

What about you?" For those who don't remember During WW.II, Howard Metzenbaum was an attorney Representing the Communist Party in the USA.

Now he's a Senator!

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran

Again not checked'd but I think John Glen would have said it.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/06/2007 08:33:00 PM | Permalink |

Saw this at Blogger

What's cooler than a box of crayons?
Deep question..............

I know THIS

Way cooler than crayons

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/06/2007 05:04:00 PM | Permalink |

Just want to say thanks too

Indian Chris over yawnder at..................................

Not that yawnder fool this one

Right-Wing & Right Minded

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/06/2007 04:57:00 PM | Permalink |

Wednesday Hero

This Weeks Soldier Was Suggested By SJ Reidhead

Cpl. Jennifer Parcell

Cpl. Jennifer Parcell
20 years old from Bel Air, Maryland
Combat Logistics Regiment 3, 3rd Marine Logistics Group, III Marine Expeditionary Force
February 7, 2007

Cpl. Jennifer Parcell was petite, but one learned quickly that underestimating her was foolish.

"She was an absolute firecracker," Master Sgt. Jerry Widner said. "Just a go-getting machine."

Her relentless can-do attitude led her to volunteer for Iraq. And then to volunteer for the Lioness Program, which provides female Marines for searches of Iraqi women to respect Muslim cultural mores.

Parcell was killed Feb. 7 in Anbar province when a woman she was searching blew herself up with a suicide vest. Parcell had started doing the searches a week before and was three weeks from going home.

You can read the rest of Cpl. Jennifer Parcell's story here.

These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives so that others may enjoy the freedoms we get to enjoy everyday. For that, I am proud to call them Hero.
We Should Not Only Mourn These Men And Women Who Died, We Should Also Thank God That Such People Lived

This post is part of the Wednesday Hero Blogroll. If you would like to participate in honoring the brave men and women who serve this great country, you can find out how by going here.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/06/2007 04:42:00 PM | Permalink |

And now a word from Frank well 5 words

Central scrutinizer:We take you now, to a garage, in canoga park.

Frank zappa: (it makes it's own sauce...)

Dude was smart I tell you

I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/06/2007 04:26:00 PM | Permalink |

Old but true

Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here.

And that, my friends, is how company policies are made.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/06/2007 04:15:00 PM | Permalink |

01 March 2007

Say what?

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/01/2007 09:20:00 PM | Permalink |

Rant for the sake of it

I have a problem with chicks. Yep I do. Me go to bed. Yep me do. Me head hurt. Nap Nap.

Dude.........................................................................

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

3/01/2007 09:16:00 PM | Permalink |

Watchman's Soap Box

28 March 2007

We miss you Frank

Dumb ass headline of the day

You will never and I mean never guess what the U.N. wants us to do now

San Francisco to ban.......

New from The Church of Global Warming

27 March 2007

Man Law! Bout time someone understood and put into words our friendships!

Wednesday Hero

The latest from the Church of Global Warming

Sunshine is bringing home STEAK from the butcher

Tracking tigers provides heart-stopping excitement

Shocking news, well to me anyway

The 86 rules of Boozing

22 March 2007

The new and still B.S. comprehensive immigration reform bill

Never thought I would say this

The Goracle try’s and convert another country to the Church Of Global Warming

20 March 2007

Wednesday Hero

19 March 2007

Houses cheaper than cars in Detroit

"Bong hits 4 Jesus"

Them PLOPN' Cannooks are at it again

Have the British started the conversion of the World to The Church of Global Warming?

The Green Things are eating the Tree Huggers Brains

15 March 2007

Last one really, me go night night

Things that make you go............

Just cuzz I feel like it

Dude

13 March 2007

Wednesday Hero

Another just check it out, K?

Just check it out, K?

Britain on Tuesday became the first country to join the Church of Global Warming….

WHAT THE PLOP?

09 March 2007

Just so you know

Democrats push for withdrawal date from Iraq

07 March 2007

Where is God?

Breaking news

THE SENILITY PRAYER:

06 March 2007

Not checked but sounds good to me

Saw this at Blogger

Just want to say thanks too

Wednesday Hero

And now a word from Frank well 5 words

Old but true

01 March 2007

Say what?

Rant for the sake of it

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