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That evil Busch broke out his super secret weather machine to make it rain in Talladega today. This in turn caused NASCAR to postpone the race till tomorrow, a day without immigrant’s day. How can NASCAR race. Oh my God. Wait NASCAR = REDNECK’s. Okay forget what I just said. I am now perched in the glass tower and reports will be posted as events warrant. I can’t wait.


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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

It’s less than 24 hours away. Oh I am so excited I can’t wait. A whole day without them there pesky Immigrants. Do you think any of them might even go back to their countries?

UPDATE:

I will be Blog Casting this event from high obove. Okay the 6th floor at work, but I can see alot of downtown from there. I know some of you have to sleep at night, don't fear. I will start coverage at midnight, and will keep you posted of all the events I see from my glass tower.



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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

By The Associated Press
April 29, 2006, 6:04 AM EDT

Drug policies of selected countries based on information from the New York-based Drug Policy Alliance and governments:

* Mexico: Under a measure approved by the Mexican Congress, small quantities of drugs for personal use would be legal, including cocaine and heroin. The office of President Vicente Fox has indicated he will sign the bill.

* The Netherlands: Possession of small amounts of cannabis for personal use has been decriminalized. The sale of cannabis is technically illegal, but operators of coffee shops avoid prosecution by selling no more than 5 grams per person in any one transaction, not selling the drug to those under age 18, not advertising drugs or selling hard drugs.

* Colombia: possession of narcotics is legal for individual consumption: 20 grams of marijuana, and one gram of cocaine and heroin.

* Canada: Although marijuana is still illegal in Canada, 2001 regulations allow the use of marijuana by people with serious illnesses. A 2003 court ruling forced the government to sell the drug to certified medical marijuana patients. Canada is also preparing to allow reduced sentences for possession of small amounts of marijuana and is evaluating heroin maintenance programs.

* United States: Federal drug policy is centered on interdiction, arrest, prosecution and incarceration of users and distributors of controlled substances. Some new state laws, however, take a more liberal approach to drug policy.

* Singapore: Singapore's sentencing guidelines call for the death penalty for trafficking more than 15 grams of heroin or 500 grams of cannabis.


Okay, what the f%@& guy's. It's okay here but, not here, and here we kill you. Come on already. Again let's let the DOCTORS have a say. Desk jockeys don't have a clue. If it helps let it go. I guess I will have to write a position paper on this. Till then, tip a cold one back but watch your back. And to all you people out there that have not watched someone you love go thru the pain,

I SAY FUCK YOU. Thats right FU. (Yes I know I should not use that kind of language, and I was raised better, but I lived it and it piss'ed me off, get over it already)



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From PetPlace

The Top 10 Breeds of 2005 are:

1. Labrador retrievers 137,967
2. Golden retrievers 48,509
3. Yorkshire terriers 47,238
4. German shepherds 45,014
5. Beagles 42,592
6. Dachshunds 38,566
7. Boxers 37,268
8. Poodles 31,638
9. Shih Tzus 28,087
10. Miniature Schnauzer 24,144


Number one that's my puppy.




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Chezze it, it's the cops dude!


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Fla. Woman Finds Grenade in Her Yard
By Associated Press

April 27, 2006, 7:47 AM EDT
ORLANDO, Fla. -- A woman raking her yard discovered a military training grenade in a pile of leaves, forcing the evacuation of several neighboring homes while a bomb squad removed the device.

It wasn't clear if the grenade was live or how it ended up in the home's backyard, where the woman found it Wednesday morning.
"The lady was, of course, upset. She just moved into the house," said Orlando Fire Department Deputy Chief Kathy Miller. "Arson units checked the backyard to make sure there were no other devices and they didn't find anything."

The arson bomb squad turned the grenade over to the U.S. Army.




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Where did that come from? Dont get me wrong I did not care to much for Kellie Pickler, but I still say Elliot needs to go.




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From her “Official Website”


McKinney-Capitol Police Incident Timeline April 14, 2006
(Washington, DC) -
1. Incident, Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:57am. No arrest is made and nothing is said about any criminal charges.

Now she thinks she did nothing wrong.

2. Congresswoman McKinney calls Sergeant-at-Arms Wilson Livingood, who along with US Capitol PD Acting Chief Thompson, came to her Congressional Office that same afternoon to discuss a 'pattern of conduct by police in failing to recognize the Congresswoman.' Thompson Apologizes for the officer not recognizing Congresswoman. He promises to work on problem and get back to her. Nothing is said about any possible criminal charges.


Now you know you F%$@'ed up.

3. Rumor begins later Wednesday that Congresswoman may be charged with assault on officer

Notice how her press conferenss if left out.


4. McKinney issues original statement on Wednesday night, March 29, 2006:
(Washington, DC)

- To the Members of the Capitol Hill Police:
Earlier today I had an unfortunate confrontation with a Capitol Hill Police Officer. It is traditional protocol that Capitol Hill Police Officers secure 535 Members of Congress, including 100 Senators. It is the expectation of most Members of Congress that Capitol Hill Police officers know who they are. I was urgently trying to get to an important meeting on time to fulfill my obligations to my constituents. Unfortunately, the Police Officer did not recognize me as a Member of Congress and a confrontation ensued. I did not have on my Congressional pin but showed the Police Officer my Congressional ID. I know that Capitol Hill Police are securing our safety, that of thousands of others, and I appreciate the work that they do. I deeply regret that the incident occurred. I have demonstrated my support for them in the past and I continue to support them now.

Anyone, what time did this come out?

5. Thursday warrant rumor appears in media.

OH I put my foot in my mouth again.

6. March 31 Friday Press conference called by Congresswoman McKinney who reads statement:

Apparently the case against me may be referred for prosecution. Therefore, I have been advised by my attorneys not to discuss the facts of this case. However, let me be clear, this whole incident was instigated by the inappropriate touching and stopping of me – a female, black, progressive Congresswoman. I deeply regret that this incident occurred and I am certain that after a full review of the facts, I will be exonerated.

I did nothing wrong it's his fault. So I'm a BLACK and a CONGRESSWOMAN, so lets see if I can get on TV.

7. Congresswoman McKinney issues Apology on House Floor on Thursday, April 7:

I come before this body to personally express, again, my sincere regret about the encounter with the Capitol Hill Police. I appreciate my colleagues who are standing with me, who love this institution and who love this country. There should not have been any physical contact in this incident. I have always supported law enforcement, and will be voting for H. Res. 756 expressing my gratitude and appreciation to the professionalism and dedication of the men and women of the U.S. Capitol Police. I am sorry that this misunderstanding happened at all and I regret its escalation. And I apologize.

Okay now she is tryn’ to rewrite history. Go sit in the corner and shut up. Hey Teddy you know how to shut up, oh that’s right I forgot that was your brother. Please MAKE HER SHUT UP AND GO HOME.

Thanks



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Okay I take that back. Elliot did good. So now I say he may be safe. So ifn' he does not go it's gots to be Taylor.

Bald Dude is going to win.


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Okay I was sleeping and having a great dream, and then some door to door religious pusher woke me up. So I checked the latest news and found this:

From CNN

"FDA lacks a clear and effective process for making decisions about, and providing management oversight of, post market drug safety issues," the GAO report said. "We observed that there is a lack of criteria for determining what safety actions to take and when to take them."

Things that make you wonder, What are we paying these guys for.

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Two Fans Electrocuted Outside Talladega

From The Associated Press.

TALLADEGA, Ala. (AP) - Two NASCAR fans were electrocuted in a campground outside Talladega Super speedway when a flagpole they were erecting touched power lines.

Donny Lynn Wright, 42, of Remlap and Keith Alan Stell, 39, of Birmingham died Monday, said track spokeswoman Kristi King. Talladega County Coroner Jerry Castleberry pronounced them dead at the scene.

The Aaron's 499 race will be run at the track on Sunday. Fans commonly use poles to fly flags touting their favorite driver.

Witnesses said Wright and Stell were attempting to anchor a flagpole when it was caught by wind and pushed into power lines running along a road outside the track.

``They were trying to pull the flagpole back off the lines,'' said James Snider, who was sitting about 30 yards away from the victims' camp site. ``I heard a loud pop that sounded like a firecracker, and I went running because the power lines fell. They were both lying on the ground, and two women were trying to get to them to get them away from the wires.''

My heart goes out to the families of these guys. You will be in my prayers tonight. God Bless.



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Rule 8

On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

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And Cynthia McKinney is still at large and speaking. (Come on guys, find a way to keep her quiet). Can we all agree she needs to shut up? Hey Teddy take some time and have a talk with her. K.

I dont think it will happen soon enuff.



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U.S. Arrests 183 Fugitives, Illegal Immigrants
Posted April 24, 2006 at 01:06 PM

From The Associated Press

MIAMI - Federal immigration authorities arrested 183 fugitives and other illegal immigrants across Florida last week, the largest total ever in a single week in the state, officials said Monday.

You got to be kidding me. Guess those "ICE" guys are still wearing them there blinders.

Those arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement included convicted people convicted of sex offenses, child abuse, cocaine trafficking and weapons violations. They were originally from 26 countries and most will eventually be deported back to those countries.

Let me get this right. They where convicted of crimes and they where out on the street?

“Anybody who is a fugitive from justice is a danger to the community,’’ said Michael Rozos, the field director in Miami of ICE’s “Operation Phoenix’’ effort to find and deport fugitive illegal immigrants. “These operations have been going on for years, but they have become more focused.’’

Don't know where to start with that. "A fugitive is a danger" Did you guys just now get the memo on that. But come on years and now you become more focused. What the hell took you so long.

Of the 183, 130 were fugitives who had already been ordered deported by an immigration judge. The remaining 53 were also illegal immigrants who happened to be present when one or more of the fugitives were taken into custody, Rozos said.

Okay now I am totally lost. They have been ordered deported, WHY WERNT THEY DEPORTED.

The fugitive operation is separate from another ICE-led crackdown on employers who hire and harbor illegal immigrants. But Rozos said both are part of the Secure Border Initiative, a Homeland Security Department plan intended to beef up enforcement of existing immigration laws inside the U.S. and toughen border security.

Beff up existing laws (Pull my other leg). What took so long to enforce existing laws?

Ninety-five of those arrested were in South Florida, with 35 arrested in Tampa, 30 in Jacksonville and 23 in Orlando, according to ICE

We will see but, I think it is just a "Dog and Pony Show" Give it a month and ICE will be back to "NOT DOING A DAMN THING" And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!



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Third time is the charm I say it now:

Bye Bye Elliot



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From: The Free Dictionary

un•doc•u•ment•ed
adj.
1. Not supported by written evidence:
2. Not having the needed documents, as for permission to live or work in a foreign country.
n.
A person not having proper documentation, especially for immigration.

work•er
n.
1.
a. One who works at a particular occupation or activity: an office worker.
b. One who does manual or industrial labor.

From: Watchman

The new Politically Correct word for an individual who has broken our laws and should be deported and never allowed back in. And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!




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Okay so I get home, watch the tape of race from Phoenix. Turn to my favorite channel, The HISTORY Channel. And I am like what the F#&%! What does The Road Warrior have to do with HISTORY? I mean okay it’s a good flick but “HISTORY”. Someone please forward the memo on this one? It’s on Reel to Reel but come on guy's wake up it’s not HISTORY, it’s a good flick, that’s it.

Program Description:

Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence (1981) Loner lawman Mad Max fights barbarian bikers for gasoline in the wastelands of the FUTURE.

Now the bad part is it will be on again when I go to work, guess I will just have to watch the weather channel all night. Thanks you bunch of idiots. Keep it up and my new favorite channel will be DISCOVEY.

No raisin pie for you today.

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Rule 16

Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

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“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." (Psalms 30:5)

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From Crown Weather Services (Excellent Site for Hurricane Information)

Alberto
Beryl
Chris
Debby
Ernesto
Florence
Gordon
Helene
Isaac
Joyce
Kirk
Leslie
Michael
Nadine
Oscar
Patty
Rafael
Sandy
Tony
Valerie
William

I made the list, Hot Diggidy Dog.

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Found at Scienrific American

Okay I support the medical use of marijuana for treatment in the United States. Come on guys if it helps some let the DOCTER make the call. He or She knows their patients better than some desk jockey.



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Just some tid bits I found at CNN international

Queen Elizabeth was born in London April 21, 1926, and was crowned queen June 2, 1953, after the death of her father, King George VI..

She was proclaimed queen in February 1952 at age 25 after the death of her father, King George VI, and was crowned the following year.

You Go Girl. (Okay not very Roaly but I ain't British)



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tiring to clean them up when I found this jem under Li’ll Mike’s:

Dumb laws

Much to my shock I also found this for the State of Florida

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.

Good Lord I have been breaking the Law all these years. Who’d of thunkd’ it.



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Bye, Bye Ace.

And what up with the Bald Dude being in the bottom three?

Found this at AOL Television:

ArtieBrightEyes says,
"Tonight, when Kellie started to sing, my dog started howling.
I couldn't stop laughing at the seeming coincidence of the two events."



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The report, obtained Wednesday by CNN, called the March 29 incident involving Rep. Cynthia McKinney, D-Georgia, an "assault on a police officer."

Okay she assaulted a police officer, but she said:

"There should not have been any physical contact in this incident," she said. "I am sorry that this misunderstanding happened at all, and I regret its escalation and I apologize."

Watchman’s Translation:

“That RACIST PIG should have never touched me. My fellow Democrats have told me to shut up already. I should have kept my big mouth shut. Now lets all forget about it. Till I play the race card next time.”

So my guess is she will walk. Maybe just maybe she will apologize to the office. Hell who am I kidding, she won’t.



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Okay I was raised better than that. I should have said “It’s the Lords will, or the Lord has his plan”. But come on “Shit Happens” that phrase says a lot and it puts it all in one can. I know your thunking “where the hell did that come from”.

Okay so I was out with the childen’s, minding my own bizznezz, when as Psycho Duffess Bob does what he does best. He made a break for it. Can’t blame him. He just got home from the old folks home. Spoiled rotten to the core. Thanks guys, I love you. (Really I do)

Anyways, he bolts under a car. I need to get him out but he is being an ass. So I grab his tail and guess what? You got it, he starts with the attitude. No biggy. I got him by; let’s say about say 170 pounds.

Well make a long story short. I got my ass whipped. So Shit Happens!



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Okay you see where I’m going with this. Who to Link too? First I think I am bound by some End-User License Agreement ("EULA") or the whims of my gracious host. So who do I link?

I feel very strongly about the military. So taking that in mind I feel its only right all branches of the service should be my first links. Now I know some people out there think “OH MY GOD HE’S A KILLER”. He condones his countries killing of “innocent people”. Far from it you over educated ass.

Old Timen’ Dude (aka Pop) served his country for 20 years; I served my country for 20 years. And now my son is serving his country. So don’t start with that crap. It is the job of the military to train and be ready for war. Yes we do know how to kill. That’s our job. But what most people don’t know is that we don’t want to kill.

We are trained to do this, ready for this, SO WE DON’T HAVE TO! What a concept. You see by having a strong well trained military, the bad guys of the world think twice. You see it’s like a mugger looking for someone to mug. If he knows you got a gun think he’s going to pick you?

So I proudly link to all the services. If ‘in you don’t like it, piss off. Old Timen’ Dude and I did our time so you didn’t have too. And yes my son is doing his now, so your cry baby kid doesn’t have to.



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Don’t care what anyone else thinks about this but; I think this show brings more families together for one hour than any other show.

The bald dudes going to win.

That’s right you read it here first.



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MONEY Magazine and Salary.com have unveiled an exclusive list of the 50 Best Jobs in America.


The Full Top 50 Best Jobs

Knew mine would not be on it but good “googly woogly” numbers 37 and 50. Who’d of thunked it. I knew number 37’s think their shit don’t stink, but number 50??? From what I keep hearing the education system is broke, so why the hell would you like being a School Administrator.

Things that make you go HUMMMMMMMM.



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Bob Wachtel breaks it down for you at:

Data Comm For business, Inc

Just in case you want to know. Your food of high tech for the day. Or as I say "how the hell does that thingy work again". Thanks Bob, it made for good reading during the daily constitutional.



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From: The Free Dictionary

l•le•gal
adj.
1. Prohibited by law.

im•mi•grant
n.
1. A person who leaves one country to settle permanently in another.

From: Watchman

An individual who has broken our laws and should be deported and never allowed back in. And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!


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There's a lot going on with our Governmant lately, so todays question is:

Have you faxed your Congressional Representatives recently?

Well if you haven't now would be a good time.

Fax Congress For Free Now



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It's the last day of the 11 days strait at 10 hours each day. (run on sentence, but I don’t care) I love my job. More on that later.

Poor, poor me. But as you drag your butt to work today, I start my weekend.

And yes I'll have a cold one for you. Sure it will be 9AM. But it is going to
an ice cold one.



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