31 May 2006 

4 I forget...........

What??????????

Oh thats right. Ifn' you run into a wall, it might hurt. K?


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Sunshine

I MISS MY SUNSHINE

I DO


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Oh me forgot

Moon unit's room is still..............

Not going there, dude

Okay, its like a? I dont know, guess it's like???

Wait I know. Hell who was I kiddin' I dont know shit!

Score now

World 6

Me -3975 times 3

Dam this game sucks.


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I have 6 grandkids..Okay it was 7 but I lost that one, get over it. still got 6

Dam I am old. Thanks Jo.

They are cool, give em lots and lots of suger, then send them home.

Life is good.


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DUDE Guess what?

I got mold in my shower.

AND YOU POINT IS?

Just not getting it.


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Oh I like you too


First Mate























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Dude it's puppy shakes time


I LOVE MY PUPPY. GOTS TOO.

SHE'S A DOLL

YEP THATS MY PUPPY.

















Puppy shakes for all.......


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Always drink upstream from the herd.

Who said that?

Will Rogers

DUDE you rock. Peace out and much loves. Yes naps are my friend. K, get over it.

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Wake me up before you go go ifn' you want to know know?

Damit Eugene! Go home already. Your pissn' me off!!!!!


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Sorry Frank

Dude that just sucks. Really I mean it, it just sucks. PLOP IT JUST PLOP IT.

What the PLOP? And PLOP IT!


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Door to door bible thumpers

Dude I really don’t mind. But please don’t wake me up. K?


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Hey Frank

We could use your help. Shit thats right your dead. Dude that just PLOPING sucks. Really I mean it, it just PLOPING sucks. DUDE PLOP IT JUST PLOP IT.

Oh you cant do that any more. Sorry DUDE.


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Again we pay these guys. WHY?

The Senate passed legislation that Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) Yep, way to go Teddy hailed as "the most far-reaching immigration reform in our history." You might think that the first question anyone would ask is WHAT THE PLOP WERE YOU THINKING? I MEAN COME ON DUDES AND YES DUDETS'.....

But no.


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By the way.......

We could jam in Joe's Garage


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Gots' to go.................

Puppy shakes are here!


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Say what DUDE

Guess you only get one chance in life To play a song that goes like...


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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Meanwhile,

Act I
SCENE TWO

JOE'S GARAGE

Okay, I'll go watch the grass grow.


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Eventually it was discovered

That God Did not want us to be All the same This was BAD NEWS?

Dude keep up with the memo's.

Please


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What the????????

Hey Eugene. Whats up dude?

I got hit by a car.

Dude that sucks.

YEP! still watchn' the grass grow.

Whats that Eugene?

Up yours dude, Eugene shut the PLOP up already. Dam he piss's me off. Who? Hey Eugene, take a hike, K. Wait I had a point. Okay go dude..........

I did something SMART...and went out... and pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover... at the First Church of Appliantology!

Okay Nap time

Okay, Eugene your out of here. BYE!


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My balls feel like a pair of maracas

But I got my red chew toy back. So there!


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DUDE

Gots' to go. The puppy has my red chew toy. This could get ugly. Be ready to call 911.

Thanks DUDE


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SPAM. SPAM, SPAM go away, please

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My first comment, Okay when I do it dont count

Here is the wierd part, okay. Monday at about 4 a.m. I was reading this here thingy. HUMMMMMMMMMM? Things that make you hit your head on the wall?

http://1tictoc.blogspot.com/

Check it out it's like , peanut butter. Okay maybe not. But still check it out.


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Free pie and chips

It's like.......free pie and chips, DUDE


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Watchn' the grass grow, and ifn' you want to know

To contact the hall:

By Web: Purple Heart Hall of Honor:
http://nysparks.state.ny.us/heritage/purple_hrt.asp

By phone: 845-561-1765.
By fax: 845-561-6577.

By mail:
National Purple Heart Hall of Honor New Windsor Cantonment State Historic Site P.O. Box 207 Vails Gate, NY 12584-0207


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Trust

Guess I need to learn that. Its just when you get burned so many times, its hard.

Sorry, really.


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Did you know?

The National Purple Heart Hall of Honor opens in November.

The hall is being built at a historic site north of New York City where George Washington's army camped toward the end of the Revolutionary War. It was there in 1782 that Washington created the Badge of Military Merit, which he decreed would be "the figure of a heart in purple cloth."

The badge fell into disuse after the war, but was reintroduced as the Purple Heart in 1932. Thousands of World War I veterans received Purple Hearts retroactively -- as did a few very old Civil War veterans.

In 1942, Purple Hearts were restricted to those "wounded in action against any enemy."


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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...




Brought to you by..........

Frank Zappa

The dude rockd'


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Music

Was eventually made Illegal


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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again

Hi!...It's me again,the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...


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Got it from the toilet seat

Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when...

I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?


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viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of

maleperson's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDER-GARMENT!

Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!


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Ready to party??????????????

Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE


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Catholic Girls!

Warren Cuccurullo...
Vinnie Colaiuta...
Carmenita Scarfone!
Hey! She gave me VD!
Catholic Girls!
Toni Carbone!

Pass the popcorn pleaseThere's nothing like a Catholic Girl


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We didn't have no dope or LSD

But a coupla quartsa beer

"Cause it sounded good to me"

Turn it down! Turn it DOWN!

I have children sleeping here...Don't you boys know any nice songs?


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The WHITE ZONE is for

loading and unloading only. . . if youhave to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE... you 'll love it... it 's a way of life . . .

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloadingonly... only...


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Love.......

Sometimes when you're not looking it just sneaks up on you.


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What you do not want to hear when you just wakeded' up......

This is the Police...

We have the garage surrounded
If you come out with your hands up
We guarantee you won't be harmed

Or hurt, neither ???????
I think

(SWAT Team 4, move in!)


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The WHITE ZONE is for

loading and unloading only... K?


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This is the Cemtral Scrutinizer

it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet.


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30 May 2006 

Rat Shakes

Not as good as puppy shakes


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Me go nap e nap

Wish you chould too.



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That’s the west coast, Right?

I think I would fit in. I have one brain cell. My kids run amuck. And they don’t speak ENGLISH. Go figure. Guess I am a liberal. No wait I think I may be a……….. Who care’s, right?

Point was? I don’t know what it was. But I did have one

It feel’s good to hear your Dad call you son. That’s it. Simple things that make us happy. When we learn that. We are at peace with the world. And life is good.

Oh look out for them there dust bunnies.

They multiple. But who cares? Right?




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Things you want, or things you need

I wants? I need puppy shake. Pit bull would do good, wait make that a Gray hound. K?


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Sorry, So So Sorry

I said fuck. I meant PLOP. Note to self, watch it or the grammer police will get you.


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Another thing I know

Life is good.


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One thing I know

A smile when you need it, makes the day better.


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Rant O the day

Ifn’ you thunkeded’ bout it, your head hurts. Funny how that works. Just don’t know. It could be funny if it did not hurt so much.


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Ever think about the color of money?

Is it green, cause of envy? Or because the grass is that color? Just checkn’


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Anyone, anyone, please tell me…….

Why do people do stupid things? Why o why? I know they must have been dropped on their heads when they were young. You thunkeded?


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What the fuck?

I just found out that the sky is blue. Shit were was the memo, dude?


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Newsweek, dont think so

“This source, who declined to be identified discussing sensitive matters”, “A senior administration official who declined to be identified discussing classified matters”, “One senior U.S. intelligence official, speaking anonymously because of the sensitivity of the subject”. “a CIA veteran who is familiar with the program.”. “a renowned “network” intelligence expert”.

Okay that was just the first half of the article. Does anyone but me see what they are doing? I mean, come on guys. Just tell the truth. You make your stories up and you don’t have a clue. Thanks, you make me laugh. Really funny. Oh and that one about flushing the Koran down the toilet. That got people killed. Not funny. No raisin pie for you.


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GAS RAGE??????????

Heard that on the radio. Guess I should be scared. You think?


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Indy 500

What did I tell you? Even the village idiot gets lucky some times.


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28 May 2006 

Oh shit bed time

Bye, Bye

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Racen' Is.....

Okay we all know if you drive a race car you chould die. But we just saw that fans are at risk to. The price you pay for the sport you love. Still I will take it over any other sports in the world. Ifn' you dont get it you never will. So God Bless and have a great day!

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Okay I need to go to bed

28 of 200 down.......

Wheldon leading, MAD MAX 17th.

Still time.........


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Note to the networks

The side by side rules. And why the hell dont you use it all the time. Me likes very much. Okay I have not gone to bed yet. Sorry it's a good race day. Guess I will pay for it in the morning. And I miss sunshine. Bet ifn' you give me long enought you will like racen'. You thunkeded?

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Indy 500

Dude wish I could watch it!

My odd's are on Hornish, who do I want to win? Guess I whould pick...


Mad Max, dont think he has a shot, but, still, come on the dude needs it. Just gots to like him.

P.S. Rusty is not doing so good.

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Joe Pesci Answers Common Questions

From CRACKED.COM

Can you help me? You think I been standin' in line all fuckin' day for my fuckin' health? You think I got nothin' better to do than wait around for you to get off your ass and decree me worthy of your assistance? Why don’t you come over here and help jerk me off? 'Cause I ain't had to do that since I moved next door to your sister

What's up? You ask me that like you think I don't know what's up? You don't ask me what's goin' down 'cause I'm short, is that it? Fuckin' little guy couldn't possibly know "what's up?” I got miles of intestines, motherfucker! I got sperms taller than you! Fuck you!

Yeah, I have driven a Ford lately. I took a test drive right over your fuckin' mother. I was gonna send you a picture, 'cause she didn't have time to get the dead deer’s dick out of her mouth.

No, I do not want fries with that. Did I ask for fries? What is it about my voice that inspires you to conclude my life would be made better if only I had some fries? You know what? I don't even fuckin' want anything anymore. I'm gonna pull outta line and fuck up your pansy-ass computer. How do you like them fuckin' apples? You arrogant, fry-pushing asshole.

Is it hot enough out here for me? You're outside too, right? And your skin has the ability to differentiate between hot and cold, correct? So what the fuck do you care if it's hot enough for me? Does the sweat on my brow amuse you? Am I your fuckin' thermometer? Am I a little flamenco weatherman dancin' around with fuckin' finger cymbals for your entertainment?

No, I don't got a light. I got a lighter. Do you think I'm too stupid understand your fancy "one who," "that which" suffix? Is presuming my illiteracy enjoyable to you? Yeah, I got a light all right. But maybe I should just shove that fuckin' cigarette down your throat instead.

What's the good word? I don't know--why don't you tell me? Maybe you think I don't know what the good word is because I got a limited vocabulary by your standards? Well, I know a lotta bad words, you despicable cock slurping ne'er-do-well asshole shit sucking layabout jagoff motherless fuck bastard.

It's hangin' just fuckin' perfect, all right? Why the fuck do you feel the need to ask me about the state of my genitals? Is it ‘cause you get envious every time you change that little fuckin’ prick’s diapers? Well if you must know, it’s hangin’ like a fuckin' bulletproof steel pendulum. You could fuckin' navigate by it all the way to hell. Call me Ishmael, you fuckin' prick.

Yeah, I got milk. But I keep it at home in the fuckin' refrigerator like a normal person. Do I have to carry a gallon jug around in my car to make you happy? Can I read a fuckin' magazine without a fuckin' glass of milk in my fuckin' hand in case you should ask?


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27 May 2006 

Soldier Gives His Purple Heart to Teen

By Associated Press

SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- A soldier said he gave his Purple Heart to a 13-year-old student who won a contest for writing letters to American troops out of gratitude. "It's important what these children do for us in sending these letters," Staff Sgt. Phillip Trackey said after giving away the medal he received for injuries in Iraq. "The letters mean so much to us. So I thought this was a big way of giving something back to them."

Trackey and a group of fellow Fort Drum soldiers attended a ceremony Thursday at West Genesee Middle School in honor of seventh-grader Fatima Faisal, who was a regional winner in the Letters to the Front contest sponsored by the Veterans of Foreign Wars Post.

After Faisal received her prizes, Trackey stood and held up his Purple Heart for everyone to see. Then, he pinned it on the girl's blouse. Fatima said she didn't know what to say or do. "I'm touched. I'm speechless," Fatima said. "This is the sweetest thing ever."

Her letter was chosen the best out of more than 300 letters written in the age 12-18 category in the central New York region. Faisal wrote, "I give you great respect because you had a choice to join the military and because of your bravery and courage you decided to join." She won a T-shirt, a certificate and a $50 savings bond.

But the Purple Heart was the top prize, Faisal said, adding she hoped to mount it in a frame to hang in her room. "When he gave it to her, I was getting chills," said Nadia Faisal, Fatima's mother. "I told her 'Oh my gosh, Fatima. You should treasure it forever.'"

Trackey, of Glens Falls, said he received the medal for shoulder and head wounds he suffered when a bomb went off near him in Baghdad in January 2005. Trackey said his Purple Heart was just collecting dust at home.

What can you say?


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26 May 2006 

Just dont know sometimes, but them there voices in my head are getting to be too much fun.


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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Oh I forgot, to say.........

Thank you


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2..............Why?

SEN. Robert Byrd

(Way, way to easy) “You’re on the floor?” Killing me, just killing me. Puppy shakes for all. (Make mine a double, thanks).


When the world stops spinning, can I get off?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Dont tell no one, but........

2 8 3.

Old but still funny.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

And I am cool so, your point is?

And by the way LIFE IS GOOD.




“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

One more thing I know

When you pee in your pants...........

It feels warm, yet wet. How that work?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

One thing I know

It feels good to be held.

YEP, it does


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Brite light alert

SEN. Ted Stevens

"We have tree's"

Is it just me or is the world spinning out of control? Just checkn'



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2

SEN. Mary Landrieu

“I was pleased to cast my vote, and I have no doubt, a balance, states, oil and gas, needs. more, a picture, the, miles, gulf, the 40’s, Wait DUDE she has charts. Only problem she does not have a clue. “33 football fields. No beaches in Louisiana?”

Okay she wants money. And she has another chart. And she means it.

What ever!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Three things I know

The sun comes up, the sun goes down. That’s it. Wait I said three things, right? Okay number three is……… ifn’ you talk to a wall, it won’t talk back, septing on Fridays after about 2.

Trust me on that one. K


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Nuff said.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling, Rolling, Rolling,

Just don’t have any papers. Dude that sucks.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Who won

Sorry. It was me , right?

Really it was, check the replay.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

I WIN

So there, Okay you win but.... It sounds better when I say it.

I WIN.

See I told you so.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Nine out of ten dogs prefer

You got it, CHICKEN………


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

25 May 2006 

Replay I am not making this up... K

Mister Noway, thinked' I spelled that right. Just sounds funny.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

I am not making this up... K

Mister Noway, thinked' I spelled that right. Just sounds funny.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Wait a second

It is 3 Soooo. give it back. Please?

Thank you.




“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Okay it's

Number 9 now give it back. K



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Is it nap time?

Let me know. Dude chesse it, it's the cops!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Take a number

Okay who took my number? I think it was 3, but then again it could have been 9. Shit..... just give it back. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

For a good time call..........

Hey Eugene whats up, dude? When did you get back? Shut up already, why? Cut it out. Why is the keyboard sticky? That hurt, quit it, I mean it. Okay that’s it the KAT gets it. I told you not to do that. 3? What the hell are you talking about dude? By the way, I forgot…….

Just dont know sometimes, but them there voices in my head are getting to be too much fun.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Teddy speaks………

And we ask why? You know I just don’t understand why them there idiots kept electing him. Really, I don’t get it. And they are going to pass a bill that “sucks” and they are now patting themselves on the back. No raisin pie for you guys.

O my PLOPING God, they have to pay a fine. Kick me in the head. Lord help us all. You know if it was not so important, it would just be funny. But it is, and they don’t get it. Nap time and when I wake up? I will still be lost.

SEN Chris Dodd

I like to dress in girls clothes. (Okay I made that up, but at this point who cares?)



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Take a number, okay

Just not mine. Please?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Me found the TEE PEE!

I forgot I put it in the frezzer.


What a dumb ass!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

What the PLOP?

Note to self

Do not tell someone you are planning a surprise. Who would have of thunkedet’ that? Get the hammer dude. PLOP IT, JUST PLOP IT!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SAN2

Numbers. You see this chart? They did not know! 900 and 90 thousand. Let met show you another chart. 1 million and THREE. We don’t know. And I think, here is another chart. Cap, historically, we came up with. Huuu, I think, we need too?

SEN Jeff Bingaman

“Say what, dude?”

He has 12 minutes left but I can’t go on. Big hugs and “naps are our friends”.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

God I hate Mondays

Okay, sunshine wakes me up by given’ puppy loves. Okay, yes jealous. She did make that most basic need when you wake up, COFFEE. Thanks babe. But then the moon unit comes out from her cave and says “I don’t have to go to work, but you do”. Then I had some more coffee. Life is good.


But is still Monday.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Where o where is my Tee Pee

Ifn' I had a gun I bet you I would find it, Just kidding.


Bring my Tee Pee back, please.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

My imaginary friend Eugene says………

Hello, pass the tater tots, please.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

24 May 2006 

Okay have I lost you yet?

Me thinks' there 4 I am. Dude shut up, K? What, dude I have had it with you, WHO? Go away. Kiss my. Shut up dude. Any way. Lost, Teddy help me. Peace and love to all. I am good. Really


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Anyone see my TEE PEE?

I could use it. Please come home.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

We can not operate on our feelings alone.............

That’s what gets us in trouble. Yep, but that’s what makes us alive. No you idiot I told you it is the color red that does that. Okay those voices in the head ran wild for a second. Back… Where was I? Guess I learned’ that the hard way. That’s about 10 present of the population, so says SEN Jeff Sessions. So glade he let me know.

What was that all about?



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Paper or plastic?

Ever notice how you feel when a puppy wags their tail? Kind of humbling when you think about it. Puppy shakes rock, pass the grayhound , round up the bull dogs, wait they are kind of tuff.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

On a roll

All I know is..........? Think about it, what do you or I know?

I know I like naps, puppies and naps, did I say that alreay?



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2

Come on guys. You’re killing me. I still can’t believe we pay these guys. Where is the noodle, I mean get a brain. Sunshine I miss you. Peace out dudes.

SEN. Kay Bailey Hutchinson

“Sit down and shut up, K”

Thanks




“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Something silly

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.

Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

......The saga continues....

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging.

Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.

So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care!!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Who took the TEE PEE?

Okay I wake up, go to the bathroom and the tee pee is gone. I don’t think someone broke in and took it. Puppy said she did not do it. Guess it’s that Psycho Duffes Bob. Kids…….. gots’ to love em.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Snipers

I read some where a very good story about a sniper, wish I could remember where.

It told the tale of a sniper and how he was shunned by all. He eats alone and no one would talked to him. It’s a life in the shadows, without as much as a thank you. How and why, would anyone want the job?

I mean you wake up in the morning and you know you are going to kill someone. How do you rap your mind around that?

Don’t get me wrong I have nothing but respect for them, just don’t know how they do it.

We all know in the back of our minds that bad thing happen. For the most part we choose to put it out of our heads and not think about it. History tells us that snipers are a fact of life. All countries have them. And all of them use them.

So I guess I will give them a hat tip and say what others will not, THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.

Where did this come from? Watching the History channel. Peace and love to all. And someday I will make it better, just not right now. Yea right dude, I am just going to watch the grass grow, then NAP time.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Old folks????????

You love them, you hate them, and you fight them. But in the end you turn into them. Guess that’s the curse they put on us. To all Old folks out there, I do not like you some times, (like when you drive 30 in a 65 MPH lane), but I could not imagine life without you. And that is not just for my Old folks, it is for all of them. Meet lots of them; and love them all. So rock on dude and dudets’. Oh I am still watchn’ the grass grow. And life is good.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Sad news, Boo Boo the Chicken Dies

By Associated Press

ARKADELPHIA, Ark. -- The exotic chicken that was saved from drowning by mouth-to-beak resuscitation more than three months ago has died, her owner said. Boo Boo, the chicken who was revived after she was found floating face down in the family pond in February, died recently, said owner Jackie Calhoun. The fowl's story was featured on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Animal Planet network.

"She had seizures," Calhoun said. "I've come to the conclusion that's what put her in the pond in the first place." In February, Calhoun said he removed the chicken from the water and his sister Marian Morris blew into its beak, causing its eyes to pop open. Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't used cardiopulmonary resuscitation in years. She said she was glad that the chicken she saved was exotic and not just an ordinary chicken.

The chicken, who was named Boo Boo because she was easily frightened, lived to lay three eggs before dying, Calhoun said. Until then, Calhoun said he didn't know if the bird was male or female. "We incubated one of her eggs, and it hatched," Calhoun said. "The chick has black and white markings like Boo Boo's."



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

It’s American Idol Treee

Okay neither one did anything for me. So I guess it’s a toss up. I guess I will jink’s the gray haired dude. Oh I actually cast my very first vote last night.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

23 May 2006 

Bonus word Monday. Today two for the price of one.

Sorry about that. I missed it. So, I guess today will be a short word.

"Shit happens"



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Job offers?

Don’t know what to say on this. My JOB is being a trained monkey. So anything would be a step up. I do feel good when I get a call from a head hunter, wanting me to do a JOB. Times are hard and the question is, do I jump for good money, or stay for a pay check. I know I could make more doing the road work, but why? Been there gots’ the Tee shirt. I guess my point is who knows? Life is a journey that is, as I believe not mapped out. You have to make your own way, and then you deal with what you did. Question always is “Did I get it right?” Who cares, we make our beds, or not. But then we have to sleep in them. So we go on. Thing is ifn’ you are happy, why change? I mean really is money the only thing in life. Yes it makes it easy. But is it the answer to the day to day BULLSHIT? Don’t think I will ever know. And I am cool with that. Me gets’ up and goes to work, and then have a life. And by the way LIFE IS GOOD. And it helps to have a puppy. They love you no matter what. And KATS are cool too, they just have attitudes. And to the Old Timen’ Folks "get off the streets the cops are looking for you". K?


And I have not said it for a while so…….. PLOP IT!




“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

ARRRRRRR me scrubby dawgs, SHSSSS BE QUIET

Note to self, whench’s and extra rum equals drunkn’ mates. So we are still in port. Dam my head hurts. We set sail……. Who cares at this point?



Captian Bob, dude wake up, wait my head hurts. I am going back to my bunk. Later dude much, much latter. K?



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

It’s American Idol Treee

Okay who to jinks? The Gray haired dude.

I aint been right yet.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

22 May 2006 

ARRRRRRR me scrubby dawgs

Tonight we set sail. The whench’s are on board, extra rum. Life is good, me mates. We have decided that the X marks the spot.






















“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from....

bad judgment.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

21 May 2006 

ARRRRRRR me scrubby dawgs


FIRST MATE is not happy. Nope, no sir ree. Dude's shape up or we will not set sail. As far as getting the whench's on board still working it. We did get the extra RUM. Are you all a bunch of school girls. We are PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST MATE get out there and kick some ass. Or no Tuna for you, got it.















“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

The International Rules of Manhood

Rule 18

Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

20 May 2006 

There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...

neither works.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

ARRRRRRR me scrubby dawgs

Mutiny quashed, now get ready to set sail. Oh who ever loaded the Rum, Bring more. K?


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Infinity (The movie, DUDE)

Comcast:

Matthew Broderick, Patricia Arquette (1986) Physicist Richard Feynman falls in love with a schoolmate and works on the Manhattan Project.

Watchman’s review:

Not ashamed to say it made me cry at points. Made me think, hell I don’t have it so bad. You should check it out. The dude has always put his heart into anything he has done. All I can say is: “Boston Baked Beans Rule” And Matthew get your ass up off the couch and make some more. K?

Thanks
And yes I am a Matthew fan.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

How to kill time at the store, while your better half is shopping

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" (And last but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Only on eBay

Fort Montgomery, Rouses Point, Lake Champlain, NY

Buy it Now for $9,950,000.00

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

19 May 2006 

First mate tells me there is talk of MUTINY


Not on my ship. First mate break out the KAT O NINE TAILS. (Sorry dude) Get to work, shape this crew up. Just so you know the FIRST MATES name is Psycho Dufess Bob. We set sail when I wake up. K?



















“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

ARRRRRRR me scrubby dawgs

Sorry about that mates. Forgot I had to do that work thing. We will set sail Monday, after nap time. K? Still not sure but I am thunkdedn’ the X marks the spot.


“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

C-SPAN2 (We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please standby)

SEN. Jeff Sessions, “We lost, point, I’m, party, food, ship, effective, benefit, and, and, safe, we, we, he was, views, name, fill, hurt, second, have, any, think, work, American people, big, hum, right, got, you, no, we, we, (That could have been Wee, Wee, not sure). Long pause… them, all, need, some, send, that, prison, got, first, please if, not, it, reads, middle, I, green card, take, all, check, fought, some, cant, find………..”

Sorry we have now lost all signals. Guess that could be a good thing. Cuzz I did not understand anything he said. But I do think he said Wee Wee.


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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Step away from the potatoes

And no one will get hurt!


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18 May 2006 

C-SPAN2

SEN. John Ensign “This bill” “I want my peep's to think”. “The IRS says” Okay I made that up. But he has a point, but not the right one.

Moving on:

Did you know that ifn’ you mix bleach with other stuff, it can kill you? Trust me on this one.



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Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Oh I forgot, Sunshine took me to the store

Me had fun. I got’s lots of good stuff. I got’s me a Dog clock (Dude its tail wags), a puzzle, orange balls that make noise, and some Mike’s and Ike’s, and yes the treasure map. Got a feeling Sunshine might not let me go to the store with her again. But I had fun, so I guess life is still good.

P.S. Me scrubby dawgs, we set sail at O dark 30, or when I wake up, K.



“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

ARRRRRRR me scrubby dawgs

Hoist the anchor, wait I take that back. Hoist the sails, and ready the cannons. Tonight we set sail. Port of call, The Coffer Trap, okay. I wanted to go to Mutt Isle. First mate ruled that out. Still not sure but I am thunkdedn’ the X marks the spot. Get you sorry butt's on deck and swab it, or something. And let’s set sail.


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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.


Then there is this



















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Set sail for?

Still workn' on figuring the treasure map out. I am thunkdedn' it’s to the south, thats were the sun comes up. Right?.


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I got a treasure map, ARRRRRRR me scrubby mates

Hoist the sails, get the plank ready. Life is so good.


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17 May 2006 

Hello and thank you for calling

That is it. Good God I need to stop this.


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Toilet paper…………..?

Who came up with this? Dude or Dudet’ what a good idea. It works at both ends. It is soft, yet strong. My hats off to you. And both ends say THANKS.


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C-SPAN2

SEN. Edward Kennedy (A.K.A Teddy) We have 70 miles of fence on the boarder. What the facts shows. Not the way to do it. We need to do is, and the reasons is? Better way’s to do this. I have not yielded my time. Wait a minute, I will be back. Hey guys where are the drinks? C-SPAN2 makes for fun watchn’. I said I was going to stop. So I guess I should.

SEN. David Vitter

What can I say “DUDE YOU ROCK”


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Hello my name is Thomas

Can I take your order?


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PLOP it, just PLOP it

And did I say PLOP IT.



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If you need a smile and got's some time check it out.

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The sweet smell of flowers in the morning

Or as we call it here, PUPPY DROPIN'S.


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It’s American Idol Treee

Okay who to jinks? The Gray haired dude.

I aint been right yet.



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Okay my last post on this cuzz I give up

Someone gets it:

"Thinly veiled attempts to promote amnesty cannot be tolerated,' said Rep. Tom Price of Georgia. "While America is a nation of immigrants, we are also a nation of laws, and rewarding those who break our laws not only dishonors the hard work of those who came here legally but does nothing to fix our current situation."

But wait:

In votes that crossed party lines, the Senate rejected 55-40 a requirement that the border be secured before other immigration changes are made. They also voted 69-28 to scuttle a Democratic amendment to exclude foreigners and recent illegal immigrants from a new guest worker program.

Oh and I can’t say fuck no more so in its place I will use plop. So PLOP IT.



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16 May 2006 

Pick your ass up off the floor and, stop laughing already

Despite this progress (SQUEZZ ME? WHAT PROGRESS?) we do not yet have full control of the border, (KICK ME IN THE HEAD AGAIN. THE QUESTION IS WHY THE FUCK NOT. DUDE GET IT ALREADY) and I am determined to change that. (YES I BELIVE YOU, NOT!!)Tonight I'm calling on Congress to provide funding for dramatic improvements in manpower and technology at the border. (NOT GOING THERE, WAY TO EASY) By the end of 2008, we'll increase the number of Border Patrol officers by an additional 6,000. (WHY. PLEASE TELL ME WHY IT TOOK YOU SO LONG. PLEASE) When these new agents are deployed, we'll have more than doubled the size of the Border Patrol during my presidency. (OH YES PATTING YOURSELF ON THE BACK AGAIN. DUDE I MEAN REALLY DUDE, ONE QUESTION; WHAT THE FUCK TOOK SO LONG FOR YOU TO SEE THERE IS A PROBLEM)


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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Stop laughing already, realy I mean it!

I was a governor of a state that has a 1,200-mile border with Mexico. (SO YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. BUT YOU ARE JUST NOW GOING TO DO SOMETHING) So I know how difficult it is to enforce the border, and how important it is (HOLD THE PRESS'S HE NOW KNOWS IT IS IMPORTANT. YOUR POINT IS? WE ALL KNEW THIS A LONG TIME AGO). Since I became President, we've increased funding for border security by 66 percent (OKAY HAS THAT FIXED THE FUCKN' PROBLEM? GUESSING ON THIS. ANSWER IS NO), and expanded the Border Patrol from about 9,000 to 12,000 agents. (OKAY NOW YOU ARE PATTING YOU SELF ON THE BACK FOR DOING, WHAT? STAY WITH ME ON THIS ONE GUYS. WHAT HE SAYS LATER WILL KILL YOU) The men and women of our Border Patrol are doing a fine job in difficult circumstances (YOU HAVE NOT DONE A DAM THING TO HELP THEM. DUDE YOU SHOULD KISS THEIR ASS’S AND BEG THEM TO KICK YOUR ASS) and over the past five years, they have apprehended and sent home about six million people entering America illegally. (BET THOSE ARE THE "catch and release" NUMBERS).


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OKAY here is his plan, stop laughing already

First of five clear objectives, the United States must secure its borders (AND WHY THE FUCK NOT, ANYONE, I MEAN ANYONE PLEASE ANSWER THAT ONE, TEDDY?). This is a basic responsibility (AGAIN, DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN) of a sovereign nation. It is also an urgent requirement (DUDE WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN) of our national security (NOT GOING THERE, WAY TO EASY). Our objective is straightforward (YES A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THIS YEARS AGO) The border should be open to trade and lawful immigration, and shut to illegal immigrants, as well as criminals, drug dealers, and terrorists. (GOT IT, YOUR KISSN’ MR. FOX’S ASS, STILL. YOU SEE THE PROBLEM NOW. AGAIN HOW LONG YOU HAD THAT THERE JOB. DUDE!)

I may make it throuh the whole speach, but damit he makes it hard for me not to want too get a gun. And............ forget it. (For you SPOOKS that's a joke. But ifn' you want to see me, my hours are from 9AM-11:59AM Friday thru Sunday. OKAY), Shooting cans does not help. Dont forget one brain cell is better than none. Hell look where it got "W".


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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

 

Okay a recap of what I said.

(THE BULLSHIT STARTS)
(DUDE WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN. TRY YEARS?)
(HEY, WANA BET THEY ARE THE ONES HERE ILLEGALLY).
(REAL FUCKN’ AMERICANS).
(BOUT TIME DUDE, HOW LONG YOU HAD THAT JOB?).
(DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN)
(AGAIN, DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN)
(AND WHY THE FUCK NOT, ANYONE, I MEAN ANYONE PLEASE ANSWER THAT ONE, TEDDY?)
(NEWS TO WHO?)
(WHAT SHADOWS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I SEE THEM EVERY DAY, WAIT THAT’S RIGHT YOU DON’T OPEN YOUR EYES DURING THE DAY)
.(COMPLETE BULLSHIT)
(ONLY THING HE HAS GOTTEN RIGHT SO FAR)
(YOUR JUST NOW GETTING IT?)
(THEY HAVE BROKEN THE LAW, WHAT IN GODS NAME IS RESPONSIBLE ABOUT THAT?)
(COME ON, I CANT GO ON, BEYOND THE REACH OF THE LAW. AND WHY IN GODS NAME SHOULD THEY BE PROTECTED, THEY BROKE THE LAW. AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT SEE’S THAT?)

AND MY POINT IS:

We're a nation of laws, and we must enforce our laws.
George W. Bush


Holding my breath still, dude your killing me. Think ifn’ I take take a nap he might get it?



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For “What’s her name”

Hope you had a good flight. Did you get the extra peanuts I ordered? Me and the Brat had a good time at Sammy’s. And, no I did not let him go home with the redhead. He had to feed the puppy in the morning; I am not good with kids. Thinking of you.

P.S. Next time Brat may let me win a game of pool. Or else!



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Told you so!

Okay here it is hot off the press:

THE PRESIDENT: Good evening. (THE BULLSHIT STARTS) I've asked for a few minutes of your time to discuss a matter of national importance -- the reform of America's immigration system.

The issue of immigration stirs intense emotions, and in recent weeks, (DUDE WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN. TRY YEARS?) Americans have seen those emotions on display. On the streets of major cities, crowds have rallied in support of those in our country illegally (HEY, WANA BET THEY ARE THE ONES HERE ILLEGALLY). At our southern border, others have organized to stop illegal immigrants from coming in (REAL FUCKN’ AMERICANS). Across the country, Americans are trying to reconcile these contrasting images. And in Washington, the debate over immigration reform has reached a time of decision (BOUT TIME DUDE, HOW LONG YOU HAD THAT JOB?). Tonight, I will make it clear where I stand, and where I want to lead our country on this vital issue. (DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN)

We must begin by recognizing the problems (AGAIN, DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD SOMETHING BEFORE IT SINKS IN) with our immigration system. For decades, the United States has not been in complete control of its borders. (AND WHY THE FUCK NOT, ANYONE, I MEAN ANYONE PLEASE ANSWER THAT ONE, TEDDY?) As a result, many who want to work in our economy have been able to sneak across our border, and millions have stayed (NEWS TO WHO?)

Once here, illegal immigrants live in the shadows of our society (WHAT SHADOWS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I SEE THEM EVERY DAY, WAIT THAT’S RIGHT YOU DON’T OPEN YOUR EYES DURING THE DAY). Many use forged documents to get jobs, and that makes it difficult for employers to verify that the workers they hire are legal. (COMPLETE BULLSHIT) Illegal immigration puts pressure on public schools and hospitals, it strains state and local budgets (ONLY THING HE HAS GOTTEN RIGHT SO FAR), and brings crime to our communities. These are real problems. (YOUR JUST NOW GETTING IT?) Yet we must remember that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are decent people who work hard, support their families, practice their faith, and lead responsible lives (THEY HAVE BROKEN THE LAW, WHAT IN GODS NAME IS RESPONSIBLE ABOUT THAT?). They are a part of American life, but they are beyond the reach and protection of American law. (COME ON, I CANT GO ON, BEYOND THE REACH OF THE LAW. AND WHY IN GODS NAME SHOULD THEY BE PROTECTED, THEY BROKE THE LAW. AM I THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT SEE’S THAT?)

Really I can’t go any further. Here is what I liked about what he said:

Thank you, and good night.

That’s it. The show goes on.


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15 May 2006 

Bonus word Monday. Today two for the price of one.

From: The Free Dictionary

dolt

n.
A stupid person; a dunce.

pres·i·dent

n.
1. One appointed or elected to preside over an organized body of people, such as an assembly or meeting.
2. Abbr. Pres.
a. The chief executive of a republic.
b. President The chief executive of the United States, serving as both chief of state and chief political executive.
3. The chief officer of a branch of government, corporation, board of trustees, university, or similar body.

From: Watchman

Hate to say it but, "W"



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