Watchman's Soap Box

Life is so PLOPN' GOOD

OH, I is taken the green thing that grows in the bathroom, too.

COOL

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

IT IS, DUDE, WAY TOO GOOD

Messages?

Dude I like popular,

you think?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

LIFE IS SO POLPN' GOOD.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Go away

Thanks for nothing.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

RECORD-SETTING VOLUNTEER EFFORT
SAVES MAMMOGRAM COVERAGE

Wow!

There is no other word to describe the response we received from volunteers to our Save Mammograms campaign.

More than 85,000 advocacy volunteers responded to our action alerts to stop S. 1955 in the U.S. Senate and save insurance coverage for mammograms and other cancer screenings. Volunteers sent emails, made phone calls and held media events across the nation.

Read the complete article about this incredible campaign.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Your not going to like what you see when you open it!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy"

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And don't waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren't. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Oh I am cooking a roast. Way to cool.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Why must I press 1 to............, (stay with me on this one it's really like, way too funny)

TO PROCEED IN ENGLISH

What the PLOP is going on?

Just sit down and color dude, makes the head hurt less. K?

REALLY LIFE IS GOOD,

WAY TO PLOPN' COOL DUDE!

MILLARD, Wis. -- A retired farmer who says he served in a branch of a German paramilitary unit in World War II is turning some of his property into a memorial to Adolf Hitler.

Ted Junker, 87, plans a grand opening June 25 and says his goal is to clear up what he says are inaccuracies about the war and Hitler's role in it.

"I like the U.S.," he said. "I can't understand why people don't know the truth. This is for understanding, not hate."

Junker said the memorial is in a concrete structure in the side of a hill and has a German flag and other items for display.

Kathy Heilbronner, assistant director of the Milwaukee Jewish Council for Community Relations, described Junker as a classic Holocaust denier. She said he chooses to ignore the ample evidence of the Holocaust.

Junker said he volunteered to join the German Waffen-SS in 1940. The Waffen-SS was the fighting branch of the Nazi party's dreaded paramilitary unit, the Schutzstaffel. Commonly known as the SS, the unit acted as a special police force and was involved in some of the worst crimes committed in territory under Nazi control during World War II.

Better equipped than regular army troops, the Waffen-SS was used notably to secure Nazi-occupied areas and to combat partisans or other opposition forces. They also fought on the front lines next to regular army troops.

In 1955, Junker said he came to the United States. He said he worked as a janitor in Chicago and bought 120 acres in Walworth County 43 years ago to farm.

Sugar Creek Town Chairman Loren Waite said Junker told local officials he was going to build a tractor shed, not a Hitler memorial, and he hasn't applied for the conditional-use permit he would need for the venture.

"As long as it was just on his back 40, that was one thing, but now that he's gone public, we're afraid of what's going to happen here," Waite said.

"more charges have been popping up in the press, according to news reports, a novice journalist, who was interviewed on videotape by a human-rights investigator hired by newsweek”

Sorry who did the leg work on this? Guess they just sit in an office and make stuff up. No, say it isn’t so Joe.

Sorry think it is DUDE.

I pay like a dollar 298 for this thing. What a rip off. I is going to start reading the Sunday funnies, more truth there.

And to answer my question, 173254 days, still counting........

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Plopn' cool dude!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Check it out, dude......

Blatheration

What the PLOP YOU WAITING FOR? Get your ass’s up and help the dude. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

"Florida students spotted pair getting busy...."

Not going to say it only happens here, but. I mean look at all the female teacher's doing thier students. What a state. Really what a state.......

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Gots to love em. Right?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Did you send them there ones yet?

What the PLOP YOU WAITING FOR? Get your ass’s up and help the dude. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

P.S. Do you need any, like um.............. Refrigerator magnets?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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The way we started every day at school. Dont think they do it now a days

That just plopn' sucks.

Really it does.

"I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

I got some from the old timen' folks (Thanks much), Sunshine is given up some too. Hell even Psycho duffes Bob is kickn' in. Sooooooooo

What the PLOP YOU WAITING FOR? Get you ass’s up and help the dude. K?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Okay, here's the deal:

I happen to be in possession of an M1114 (Humvee) that is, well, just a little bland. Sure I have the cool 16.5 inch rims and a 2500 watt loudspeaker plus a wild array of radio gear and the latest in bullet launching technology, but something is missing. What could it be?

Refrigerator magnets, that's what.

That's right, a plain on dolls head with the eyes poked out and a cigar butt stuffed in her mouth attached to the grill is cool. A John Deere licence plate is okay. But for maximum impact, I need refrigerator magnets. Lots of them. We need to cover the whole truck.

Now the Cavalry boys have gotten a head start on this but with your help and the assistance of our good buddy, Iowahawk (www.iowahawk.typepad.com) we can take the front in this important task.

Here's what you do: mail any and all refrigerator magnets (the tackier the better,naturally) to me, Sargeant Lee at:

1634 TPT 1-33 CAV

3rdBCT 101ABN DIV

APO AE 09390

There will be prizes awarded for both quantity and You may be the lucky recipient of the highly coveted PSYOP secret decoder ring. Or a t-shirt. Whatever.

Naturally, photos will be taken and placed on this site of the finished project in all its glory as well as the crestfallen expressions of our spur wearing brethren when they find out that they've been outfoxed and out flanked. Again. Heh.

Show our troops you care and will do whatever you can to help them. K?

Ifn’ you thunked’ I made this up check the dude out at:

Blatheration

I am going on a recon mission tomorrow, I want the highly coveted PSYOP secret decoder ring. That would be way to PLOPIN' COOL.

What the PLOP YOU WAITING FOR? Get your ass’s up and help the dude. K?

Raisin pie for IOWAHAWK, YO, YO,YO Dude and Dudets’ check this out

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

OK I guess I should say………… what?

Dude get a clue. Take one, or two, I gots’ like a million of em.

I will let you have a few of them. K?

Really I will………

Take em they are free, K

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And why should I care?

Really I mean why?

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Thanks for asking.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Shit, dude you are going to fix the hole, right?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Why are the colors changen'? What up with that?

Dude my head hurts

Shit it happened again

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Head hurts?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Go Ploping figure.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

Damit it would make it feel better.

Shit my head hurts. Did I say that again?

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Oh my head hurts, very very much, but thank you, for the peanuts. Really, it was nice. Dam my head hurts, dude.

Just checkn'

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Thanks dude

Helpd' not

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Will Rogers

Again the dude was way way smart.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Will Rogers

Dude, he was like way way smart.

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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What up with that dude??????????????

The Interview With God

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“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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Fifty years after she first graced the pages of a comic book, Batwoman is to return to the world of superheroes - as a lesbian socialite.

After an absence of almost 30 years and following months of feverish speculation among fans of the genre, Batwoman will make an appearance in the July issue of a comic called 52, produced by the legendary publishers DC Comics.

Her real identity is Kathy Kane, described as a "lesbian socialite by night and a crime fighter by later in the night." Kathy Kane was also the name of the original Batwoman's alter ego, created in 1956.

She became Batman's ally in his fight against evil but was always in his shadow, merely making occasional appearances in the comic named after him.

In her initial incarnation, she was hardly a feminist icon - she was never given her own comic, carried a handbag, and spent time with her niece Batgirl swooning over Batman and his sidekick Robin. The first Kathy was killed off in 1979 -murdered by an assassin.

But in a world where parallel universes exist and people have X-ray eyes, anything is possible - including Batwoman's reincarnation.

The New York Times reported at the weekend that Batwoman would return to 52, a comic launched this month that features a number of superheroes, including Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman.

No one has seen the new Batwoman, although it is known that her past includes a romantic liaison with Renee Montoya, a lesbian former police detective who has also starred in the 52 comic.

Read the full article here.

DUDE WHAT PLOP IS GOING ON? REALLY SOMEONE LET ME KNOW. K, PLEASE

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

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And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!

“I am on the dirt frontage road to the internet thingy”

Take it slow and keep your head up. That way you can see the bullshit coming.
And don’t waste my time calling me a racist, cause I aren’t. So there!